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Nice places to live

Where would be your personal favourite place to live?

London. Central. Very very central. A view over Piccadilly Circus would do nicely.

Orrr a massive manor house, set amongst acre upon acre of gorgeous English countryside and wildlife. :)

In one of the old fisherman's cottages in Whitby, or, Iowa City. Very nice indeed.

*puts on patented Lottery Dream Hat*

Big house with swimming pool on Florida Gulf Coast from Oct - April
Swanky Penthouse Flat in London from May - Sept

Where I live now.

Cote D'Azure.

Glasgow (Byers Road and West End).

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 5 2009, 1:00 PM BST

*puts on patented Lottery Dream Hat*

Big house with swimming pool../

Have you ever tried living in a big house? I lived for a while in a relative's big house, and it was just annoying. Everything was too far away. If you want a loo (and there were many of them), you had to walk for ages. Much better, I find, is staying in a tiny place, so much more convenient. The trick is to not need so much 'stuff', then life becomes more pleasurable.

I'll take the pool though.

I always thought big houses looked cold and unappealing. I'd much rather have "cosy". But I haven't got kids, so it's easy for me to say that.

Quote: Leevil @ September 5 2009, 2:18 PM BST

I always thought big houses looked cold and unappealing. I'd much rather have "cosy". But I haven't got kids, so it's easy for me to say that.

I would like rooms big enough I could roller skate in and giant bath tubs but I'd have to have a cleaner(s).

That would be fun too.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 5 2009, 2:30 PM BST

I would like rooms big enough I could roller skate in

:D

I don't know, there's something appealing about having a bedroom and en suite that's larger then most people's flats.

Plus big house equals more rooms for fun - bar, pool table, wet room, games room, cinema, etc. Damn you MTV Cribs!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 5 2009, 2:44 PM BST

Plus big house equals more rooms for fun - bar, pool table, wet room, games room, cinema, etc.

Sex dungeon...

Quote: Aaron @ September 5 2009, 2:45 PM BST

Sex dungeon...

I wasn't actually going to mention that one or the glass U-bends on the lavs. I've said too much! Move along, nothing to see here.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 5 2009, 2:44 PM BST

Plus big house equals more rooms for fun - bar, pool table, wet room, games room, cinema, etc. Damn you MTV Cribs!

Notice that a lot of the clebs on Cribs are hopelessly needy showy-offs, who make their personal lives a misery in order to feel they have succeeded.

I'd like to see them visit David Mitchell's flat.

A Victorian four-storey cosy town house in London with big windows, wood floors and room for thousands of books.

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