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Quote: Nil Putters @ August 31 2009, 9:58 PM BST

I didn't say Premiership. :P

Whoops! Your Magpie signature should have made me blatantly aware of that fact. As a Newcastle fan, can I just say that you and your kind have brought me countless hours of entertainment with your constant crying.

Seriously, being a Newcastle fan has to be about the masochistic thing on the planet. How much more pain, disappointment and broken promises can you lot put up with?

Quote: Chappers @ August 31 2009, 8:49 PM BST

We don't feel the need to measure up to Northerners!

Don't start that again! You'll have the Northern contingent talking about Jellied eels, Chimney sweeps and the Artful Dodger again.

Chelsea have been banned from signing any players until january 2011 for breaking the law by stealing a player from Lens.

So typical dodgy Chelsea getting caught red handed once again.

Pathetic and amusing at the same time.

Quote: Spagett @ September 3 2009, 3:41 PM BST

Pathetic and amusing at the same time.

Yeah, just heard that too. Most amusing. :D

Quote: Spagett @ September 3 2009, 3:41 PM BST

Chelsea have been banned from signing any players until january 2011 for breaking the law by stealing a player from Lens.

So typical dodgy Chelsea getting caught red handed once again.

Pathetic and amusing at the same time.

Don't get so high snd mighty - oh sorry. You're a Manchester United supporter.
Just doing what you lot and Arsenal have done countless times.

Quote: Chappers @ September 4 2009, 1:27 AM BST

Don't get so high snd mighty - oh sorry. You're a Manchester United supporter.
Just doing what you lot and Arsenal have done countless times.

You've got to laugh at Manchester United fans like Spagett who try and take the moral high ground...

Quote: Spagett @ September 3 2009, 3:41 PM BST

Chelsea have been banned from signing any players until january 2011 for breaking the law by stealing a player from Lens.

So typical dodgy Chelsea getting caught red handed once again.

Pathetic and amusing at the same time.

Then less than 24 hours later news emerges that they've done exactly the same thing...

Manchester United could be the next club hit with a transfer ban after being accused of snatching another young French star from his club.

FIFA are investigating allegations made by Le Havre that the Barclays Premier League champions offered cash to France Under 16 captain Paul Pogba to lure him to Old Trafford.

:D

Oh dear. People in glass houses and all that...

We haven't been caught though have we.

If you are gonna cheat do it properly.

Chelsea can't even do that this is the third time you have been caught doing something dodgy after Mikel and Ashley Cole you silly silly boys.

Still at least you have a young fresh team and not a group of oldies. Oh wait...

Roll on January 2011!!!!

Laughing out loud

It's no big fuss, the ban will get reduced to one window and we'll be fine because we've got a big enough and good enough squad to cope with this season.

However, if Ferguson keeps on buying 'gems' like Valencia, Owen and Berbatov and Liverpool keep on selling their best players, then you can extend that ban to 2012 and we'll still finish higher than both of them in the league.

Quote: Splodge @ September 4 2009, 2:32 PM BST

It's no big fuss, the ban will get reduced to one window and we'll be fine because we've got a big enough and good enough squad to cope with this season.

However, if Ferguson keeps on buying 'gems' like Valencia, Owen and Berbatov and Liverpool keep on selling their best players, then you can extend that ban to 2012 and we'll still finish higher than both of them in the league.

Well obviously with the countless number of young stars coming through at Chelsea over the years* I am sure Chelsea will be as good as ever.

Still not good enough to win the European Cup mind you but still pretty good...

*By which I mean John Terry, the only youth player to come through at Chelsea in about 15 years.

Quote: Spagett @ September 4 2009, 2:42 PM BST

Well obviously with the countless number of young stars coming through at Chelsea over the years* I am sure Chelsea will be as good as ever.

*By which I mean John Terry, the only youth player to come through at Chelsea in about 15 years.

Well, we can't all be as good Manchester United with a international network to steal scout kids without any repercussions.

How did you get so good at stealing scouting, is it a Manchester thing?

Quote: Splodge @ September 4 2009, 2:59 PM BST

Well, we can't all be as good Manchester United with a international network to steal scout kids without any repercussions.

How did you get so good at stealing scouting, is it a Manchester thing?

Well considering your ban I would say you are pretty good at stealing youngsters.

Just not very good at getting away with it.

Oh and yeah when it comes to the likes of Giggs, Butt, Beckham, the Nevilles, Scholes, Fletcher, O Shea, Brown etc we clearly stole them all.

Even the ones from Manchester.

Excuse me!
I'm trying to find a thread where I can have a go at Manchester United.
If anyones sees one then please let me know.

Quote: Spagett @ September 4 2009, 1:08 PM BST

We haven't been caught though have we.

If you are gonna cheat do it properly.

Chelsea can't even do that this is the third time you have been caught doing something dodgy after Mikel and Ashley Cole you silly silly boys.

It's your lot that cheated Mikel into signing.

Quote: Chappers @ September 5 2009, 1:52 AM BST

It's your lot that cheated Mikel into signing.

Hmmm so is that why you had to pay us £12 million compensation.

I wouldn't say we looked the guilty ones if that was the outcome...

I'm glad Mikel didn't join United anyway, he seems an absolute idiot with a poor disciplinary record. Loved it when he got sent off at Old Trafford and loved it when Crouch did him.

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