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Not off the chart dark.

So....just joined, thought I'd have a mince about. Would like to try my hand at writing. I haven't read any particularly offensive sketches or the like. Is it ok to post profanity and such in the sketches? Mine is a darker persuasion I'm afraid.

Hi Sparks, that should be fine as long as you put a warning in the thread title as such. Also, don't go too far!

Quote: EllieJP @ September 2 2009, 4:41 PM BST

Hi Sparks, that should be fine as long as you put a warning in the thread title as such. Also, don't go too far!

Yeah, freedom of speech, just watch what you say ;)

Welcome - but just remember. This town ain't big enough for the both of us.

Quote: Leevil @ September 2 2009, 4:44 PM BST

Yeah, freedom of speech, just watch what you say ;)

Laughing out loud

Quote: Sparks @ September 2 2009, 2:59 PM BST

So....just joined, thought I'd have a mince about.

Well... you lot do wear skirts don't you?

Quote: Sparks @ September 2 2009, 2:59 PM BST

So....just joined, thought I'd have a mince about. Would like to try my hand at writing. I haven't read any particularly offensive sketches or the like. Is it ok to post profanity and such in the sketches? Mine is a darker persuasion I'm afraid.

So far my sketches have been about some bloke crapping in a goal, firemen throwing bricks at cats, Superman walking into a bar and ordering a pint of spunk and so on.
Nobody seemed to mind, so I think you're ok.
Just make shore to use spill checker.

I think my personal best was a sketch about dwarf rimming. See if you can go any lower.

Quote: Marc P @ September 2 2009, 10:30 PM BST

Well... you lot do wear skirts don't you?

I only ever wear a skirt upon confirmation your mum will defo watch whilst I'm hanging out the back of your dad (milkman). That's policy.

Quote: Timbo @ September 3 2009, 8:37 AM BST

I think my personal best was a sketch about dwarf rimming. See if you can go any lower.

Capability kiddie dwarf rimming with broken glass? Tough punchline. Bit of a niche area. I can see this becoming "The Aristocrats". I'm in if you are.

Howdy.

Quote: Sparks @ September 3 2009, 9:13 AM BST

I only ever wear a skirt upon confirmation

You're a Celtic supporter?

Welcome.

As is swearing.

Quote: Marc P @ September 3 2009, 10:12 AM BST

You're a Celtic supporter?

Because that's there M.O. with parents?

I don't know I'm English. But I thought it was the Catholics who got confirmed?

Wotcha, Sparks. Wave

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