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Quote: EllieJP @ September 3 2009, 12:41 PM BST

>_<

I did point out that as an insult it lacked bite; the worst thing it implied was that I liked to wash my hair (possibly under a waterfall).

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 3 2009, 12:39 PM BST

Well, yes, it was very subtle.

It's almost like you were channeling Tim Dawson. And his stuff just goes whooomph over my head.

:D

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 3 2009, 12:39 PM BST

Hug :D

I didn't take her up on the offer. As I don't like to mix my professional, personal and eating life together. Plus hugging requires a good amount of time to decide the correct pressure to be put into the hug.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 3 2009, 12:30 PM BST

The two words are easily confused. Kids at my school got them mixed-up all the time.

:D Console

Quote: Gavin @ September 3 2009, 12:54 PM BST

I didn't take her up on the offer. As I don't like to mix my professional, personal and eating life together. Plus hugging requires a good amount of time to decide the correct pressure to be put into the hug.

Well I was giving you a hug anyway. Pleased

I just hurt my back when I twisted while putting a not-so-heavy suitcase into my car. I'm supposed to make a 500-mile drive to Oklahoma City four hours from now, but it ain't gonna happen unless the ibuprofen works a miracle.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 3 2009, 1:06 PM BST

Well I was giving you a hug anyway. Pleased

LOL well alright Eh? I'll let you off

Quote: DaButt @ September 3 2009, 1:21 PM BST

I just hurt my back when I twisted while putting a not-so-heavy suitcase into my car. I'm supposed to make a 500-mile drive to Oklahoma City four hours from now, but it ain't gonna happen unless the ibuprofen works a miracle.

Ohhhh that sucks. Good luck man.
I have an hour and a half drive to an interview today at 4:00.....you win.

Quote: DaButt @ September 3 2009, 1:21 PM BST

I just hurt my back when I twisted while putting a not-so-heavy suitcase into my car. I'm supposed to make a 500-mile drive to Oklahoma City four hours from now, but it ain't gonna happen unless the ibuprofen works a miracle.

All you do is drive nowadays! Have you become a teamster!

Quote: Curt @ September 3 2009, 1:50 PM BST

I have an hour and a half drive to an interview today at 4:00.....you win.

Good Luck with the Interview Buddy!

Quote: DaButt @ September 3 2009, 1:21 PM BST

I just hurt my back when I twisted while putting a not-so-heavy suitcase into my car. I'm supposed to make a 500-mile drive to Oklahoma City four hours from now, but it ain't gonna happen unless the ibuprofen works a miracle.

Crap! Get some more pain killers down you mate

Quote: chipolata @ September 3 2009, 1:52 PM BST

All you do is drive nowadays! Have you become a teamster!

The last drive (1400 miles) was to help my ex-girlfriend move from Florida to Oklahoma. Now that I'm "only" 500 miles away she thinks I should be able to visit frequently. She is mistaken.

I agreed to this trip because she had an extra ticket to see the Dandy Warhols and she promised to take me to the zoo and some local BBQ joints.

The Ibuprofen seems to have helped a little, but I've already called in sick at work. Guess I'll get in the car and make an early departure. I-35, here I come.

All this interstate driving you do, DaButt, you might as well earn some of the gas money back by delivering drugs or illegal firearms.

Ellie is driving up North to her Mum's in half an hour and then further North to Blackpool tomorrow.

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