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Quote: Gavin @ September 2 2009, 11:29 PM BST

Does he have issues?

Ohhhhh yea. A whole lot of them.
In all fairness...his father is Irish. ;)

ahh so naturally aggressive and prone to alcoholism

Status = smug after fixing own computer keyboard. This may not sound much to you but for me it was a giant leap for mankind :)

Clean all the spunk out of it?

That's the only thing holding mine together.

Doesn't take you long to cum clean on such matters, does it?

You don't want to know what my mouse is mostly made of...

Shit?

Quote: EllieJP @ September 2 2009, 9:09 PM BST

Ellie is trying to relax but her new neighbours who live above her are REALLY loud wankers!

:O

Oh Chappers! *shakes head*

Anyway, Ellie has been in work since 6.45am! TIRED!!

Quote: EllieJP @ September 2 2009, 9:09 PM BST

Ellie has been for an 8 mile run in the rain. Felt good! However, she is trying to relax but her new neighbours who live above her are REALLY loud walkers...

Commiserations, El. Although hats off to your neighbours for mastering the art of incredibly noisy masturbation.

Haha - I have written WALKERS.... NOT wankers!

Quote: EllieJP @ September 3 2009, 10:02 AM BST

Haha - I have written WALKERS.... NOT wankers!

It's my eyes! And you know why! ;)

:P Cheeky monkey!

Quote: Curt @ September 2 2009, 11:31 PM BST

Ohhhhh yea. A whole lot of them.
In all fairness...his father is Irish. ;)

Quote: Gavin @ September 3 2009, 12:01 AM BST

ahh so naturally aggressive and prone to alcoholism

Angry

(but true in my family....)

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