Little Things That Make You Smile Page 25
Men who roll their jacket sleeves up. It's like 1987 never ended.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 26 2009, 6:02 PM BSTMy youngest just told me I am the "besterest" mommy in the whole world.
It's just amazing how we learn the dark arts of politics and manipulation at such an early age.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 2 2009, 1:07 AM BSTCatcher in the Rye--haven't read this in a while and I heard my neighbour call someone a damn phony, so I was feeling all nostalgic...
And my mum reading books which I ask her to.
My new Link Pez dispenser. It's freaking sweet!
Don't. Tell. Elliot.
Huuut huut hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ha, I'd forgotten about that!
Any rather sozzled middle-class, middle-aged woman trying to sound sober whilst making an erroneous complaint to a supermarket checkout girl (who is trying to keep a straight face). Saw one last night in Tesco Express and she just reminded me of the wife in the "I'm not pissed" Harry Enfield sketches.
Nil almost getting taken out by a sozzled middle-aged scouse women with an umbrella
HAHAHA!
"None shall pass!" - I don't think she said that, but she was thinking it. Luckily my lightning fast ninja-like reaction times saved me.
They did. Or you'd of been covered in fake tan and half a pound of makeup.
More likely she would have been trampled under foot.