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Just went to make a cup of tea and joked with a grey-haired man about how small the kitchen is. I'm strangely pleased with the event. 
Quote: chipolata @ September 1 2009, 1:58 PM BSTBut they're so kind and friendly, without an ounce of malice in their big dumb bodies.
They're not. They've attacked and killed people. Eat them and wear them!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 1 2009, 6:16 PM BSTThey're not. They've attacked and killed people. Eat them and wear them!
When Cows go bad!
Ha. Some people also manage to get killed by tea towels and toilet seats.
Some people are stupid.
Quote: zooo @ September 1 2009, 6:22 PM BSTand toilet seats.
Teh aids?
There was a farmer recently killed by his cow. I'm getting deja vu.
Quote: Leevil @ September 1 2009, 6:23 PM BSTTeh aids?
Ha, yes. Stop licking them.
But they sometimes have chocolate on them 
Quote: Leevil @ September 1 2009, 6:35 PM BSTBut they sometimes have chocolate on them
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 1 2009, 6:26 PM BSTThere was a farmer recently killed by his cow.
Did she shoot him or poison him?
Robyn has a really sore throat and is pissed off at having to work tomorrow.
Quote: chipolata @ September 1 2009, 4:12 PM BSTJust went to make a cup of tea and joked with a grey-haired man about how small the kitchen is. I'm strangely pleased with the event.
Are you sure that it wasn't one of those cardboard cut outs from last week?
Back from the pub yippeee
Leevil is off to bed. Night 