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Quote: Nil Putters @ September 1 2009, 3:18 PM BST

Oh. :$

Just went to make a cup of tea and joked with a grey-haired man about how small the kitchen is. I'm strangely pleased with the event. :D

Quote: chipolata @ September 1 2009, 1:58 PM BST

But they're so kind and friendly, without an ounce of malice in their big dumb bodies.

They're not. They've attacked and killed people. Eat them and wear them!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 1 2009, 6:16 PM BST

They're not. They've attacked and killed people. Eat them and wear them!

When Cows go bad!

Ha. Some people also manage to get killed by tea towels and toilet seats.

Some people are stupid.

Quote: zooo @ September 1 2009, 6:22 PM BST

and toilet seats.

Teh aids?

There was a farmer recently killed by his cow. I'm getting deja vu.

Quote: Leevil @ September 1 2009, 6:23 PM BST

Teh aids?

Ha, yes. Stop licking them.

But they sometimes have chocolate on them :$

Quote: Leevil @ September 1 2009, 6:35 PM BST

But they sometimes have chocolate on them :$

Laughing out loud

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 1 2009, 6:26 PM BST

There was a farmer recently killed by his cow.

Did she shoot him or poison him?

Robyn has a really sore throat and is pissed off at having to work tomorrow.

Quote: chipolata @ September 1 2009, 4:12 PM BST

Just went to make a cup of tea and joked with a grey-haired man about how small the kitchen is. I'm strangely pleased with the event. :D

Are you sure that it wasn't one of those cardboard cut outs from last week?

Back from the pub yippeee

Leevil is off to bed. Night Wave

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