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Leevil just munched on a late night sandwich snack and is now off to bed Wave

Wave Good Night Lee...off to bed myself...

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 31 2009, 8:33 PM BST

Roo has the boiler man comming tomorrow. Oo er!

The start of many-a porno.

Chipolata's just walked through a field of lovely friendly cows. He could grow to love cows the way he does cats, although they obviously wouldn't be as convenient a house pet.

Molly loves cows....until she gets up close to them and realises how big they are.

She HATES horses. Her previous owner thought it was oh so funny to let her horses chase her so when she sees one, I become a human shield.

Quote: chipolata @ September 1 2009, 1:29 PM BST

Chipolata's just walked through a field of lovely friendly cows. He could grow to love cows the way he does cats, although they obviously wouldn't be as convenient a house pet.

*reports Chip to NSPCA* They don't need your kind of love.

Is hungry.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 1 2009, 1:56 PM BST

*reports Chip to NSPCA* They don't need your kind of love.

Everybody needs Chip's kind of love. Smarmy

Quote: Leevil @ September 1 2009, 1:56 PM BST

Is hungry.

Why don't you pop over to this amazing site I found www.theglamoroussnowdrop.co.uk and cook some yummy veggie recipes? Whistling nnocently Laughing out loud

That's rape!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 1 2009, 1:54 PM BST

Molly loves cows....until she gets up close to them and realises how big they are.

But they're so kind and friendly, without an ounce of malice in their big dumb bodies.

They don't do anything but she just doesn't like the size so she just bounds over, realises they are massive, and stares.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 1 2009, 1:58 PM BST

Why don't you pop over to this amazing site I found www.theglamoroussnowdrop.co.uk and cook some yummy veggie recipes? Whistling nnocently Laughing out loud

:D Cherry Coke Float? Laughing out loud Cool

Coke floats rock. If you have an extremely sweet tooth, you can do it with cheap choc icecream, it works very well.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 1 2009, 2:01 PM BST

Coke floats rock.

Yes they do. But it just reminds me of some of those recipes you see in some cook books:

HOW TO:

Pizza Base:

1 packet of pizza base mix.

>_< Duh!

But it's all good, Rubes, I like your Cherry suggestion :)

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