Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 31 2009, 5:15 PM BSTHey fellas, how would like to wake up and find her at the bottom of your garden?
I think she might be as horrified as you.
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 31 2009, 5:15 PM BSTHey fellas, how would like to wake up and find her at the bottom of your garden?
I don't sleep in my garden.
If she was the last woman on earth alive, I would still f**k the cactus before her.
She looks like my uncle...when he's gardening.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 31 2009, 5:17 PM BSTI think she might be as horrified as you.
Don't be jealous of my love for Christine, it's so unbecoming. Unless you mean she might be horrified because I have a bean pole and not a lady garden.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 31 2009, 5:24 PM BSTUnless you mean she might be horrified because I have a bean pole and not a lady garden.
I don't know why, but I get the impression that it might be the case - weird eh?
Why are we all suddenly slagging off an old TV gardener for being ugly? 
It's not as if they're usually stunners, is it.
Quote: zooo @ August 31 2009, 5:27 PM BSTIt's not as if they're usually stunners, is it.
Do you expect me to believe that you have never become aroused at the sight of Alan Titmarsh?
Ah, good old Chestswamp. 
Quote: zooo @ August 31 2009, 5:27 PM BSTWhy are we all suddenly slagging off an old TV gardener for being ugly?
It's not as if they're usually stunners, is it.
Well, Charlie Dimmock did used to spice it up by taking her bra off whilst gardening.
Bit strange.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 31 2009, 5:26 PM BSTI don't know why, but I get the impression that it might be the case - weird eh?
You should be like a detective and stuff.
Don't fancy your new aviator much Renegade Carpark. Could you please bring back Glen Quagmire? He's very cool, whereas using an old cartoon animal as an avatar is gay.
Quote: Kenneth @ August 31 2009, 10:34 PM BSTDon't fancy your new aviator much Renegade Carpark. Could you please bring back Glen Quagmire? He's very cool, whereas using an old cartoon animal as an avatar is gay.
Too true!
Quote: Kenneth @ August 31 2009, 10:34 PM BSTDon't fancy your new aviator much Renegade Carpark. Could you please bring back Glen Quagmire? He's very cool, whereas using an old cartoon animal as an avatar is gay.
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