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Being tired... end.

I went to a friend's party last night and for the first time in my life, went home with a splitting headache. He is a bit of a posh tit but I wasn't complaining. I got picked up outside my flat in a white limousine and then driven down Blackpool prom (along with birthday boy and a few others) whilst drinking champagne - expensive champagne. His entire 'party' cost him just over £500.

Thus, as a non-drinker, I have only just got up and still have a splitting headache... but the thing that pisses me off is that I only had four glasses!

I walked from Reading station to brown camp today with my huge bag. That's a trek, take my word for it!

I walked from my flat to the corner shop at midnight last night... that's a... 30 second walk. Take my word for it! :)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 31 2009, 4:00 PM BST

I walked from Reading station to brown camp today with my huge bag. That's a trek, take my word for it!

Hmmm, it's not that far - depends how heavy the bag is I guess. :)

I'm pissed off with all the kitten scratches all over my hands and arms that make me look like a half-hearted self-harmer.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 31 2009, 4:05 PM BST

half-hearted self-harmer.

That's half-hearted tonque twister. I like it. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 31 2009, 4:05 PM BST

Hmmm, it's not that far - depends how heavy the bag is I guess. :)

Was about a 40 minute walk, I'd have said, with a full 80+10 pack.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 31 2009, 4:10 PM BST

Was about a 40 minute walk, I'd have said, with a full 80+10 pack.

Really? You must have gone the long way. (I know that area of Reading very well).

I always go the long way. If there is a short way and a long way, I'll end up going the long way. :(

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 31 2009, 4:12 PM BST

Really? You must have gone the long way. (I know that area of Reading very well).

It was being in brown that did it, I think. :(

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 31 2009, 4:17 PM BST

It was being in brown that did it, I think. :(

Ah, unlucky brown. :)

My nieces were in yellow. I saw one of them on the telly at the front at Artic Monkeys.

TTPYO:

Upon attempting to book my travel to London, I found that my card doesn't work. Bloody banks. So upon calling them up they seem to think that I've had my card stolen. It took 50 minutes to finally talk to someone who was real and actually listened.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 30 2009, 11:52 AM BST

It's was just so horrible and scary. We had no idea why these women came over and grabbed my friends hair. Luckly a bouncer saw what happened and threw them out but we decided to leave and they were there outside and it was when they started shouting at us, we realised our so called porkie pie telling friend was involved.

She wouldn't answer her phone at all so we know she knew she was in trouble so we actually went to her and told her how angry we were because we were her friends and she nearly got us attacked and ruined everyones night and how we are just tired of her lying and if she is now going to shit stir, we want nothing to do with her. She flip flop her version of events so much, we eneded up leaving. If she had just said sorry, we would have been understanding like we have been the whole time but this was serious.

Well we hadn't actually done anything. We didn't even know the girls existed until they came over. I don't fight. I've only punched someone once in self defence.

Anyway, moving on! TTPYO - Boilers. Mine is screwed again.

How horrible, the only people I know that radio rentals have been when I was working with the long term homeless. Sounds like you're well rid.

Being lazy.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 31 2009, 4:00 PM BST

I walked from Reading station to brown camp today with my huge bag. That's a trek, take my word for it!

Do you mean brownie camp? I thought you were a bit old for that.

:P No, the campsite fields are all assigned different colours.

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