Let me know your thoughts chaps:
A GROUP OF POLICE OFFICERS ARE BUSTLING IN A HOTEL LOBBY. A MAN IN A SUIT CROSSES THE POLICE TAPE IN THE ENTRANCE AND APPROACHES AN OFFICER
DETECTIVE INSPECTOR:
Sergeant! What do we have here then?
SERGEANT:
Well sir, triple murder, all separate rooms.
DI:
Have you got any leads?
S:
We have sir. Come and take a look.
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DI AND S STANDING OUTSIDE HOTEL ROOM. POLICE TAPE ACROSS THE DOOR. A MAN LIES IN A POOL OF BLOOD ON THE FLOOR BY THE BED. HOOF PRINTS IN BLOOD TRAIL AWAY FROM THE BODY
DI:
Good god, what happened here!?
S:
Well sir, we've spoken to owner who has explained that this building is cursed. Whenever there is a full moon, whatever creatures are depicted in the room come to life and kill the occupant at midnight. Apparently, these three didn't believe it.
DI:
So, hoof prints. I take it that would be cows then?
S:
Yes sir, there is a picture of a herd of cows in a meadow in that room sir.
DI:
Ok. Next room!
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DI AND S ARRIVE AT ANOTHER HOTEL ROOM. A SKELETON IS LYING ON THE BED
DI:
Jesus! What the hell happened to this man!?
S:
As far as we can tell sir, he was watching a documentary about piranhas last night.
DI:
Gruesome. Moving on.
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THIRD ROOM. THE DOOR IS CLOSED
DI:
What do we have here then?
S:
I must warn you sir, it is quite sinister.
DI:
Let's see it then.
S SWINGS OPEN THE DOOR. A ROPE HANGS ABOVE THE BED. A MAN IN JUST HIS UNDERWEAR HANGS FROM IT BY HIS HANDS AND FEET, HIS STOMACH FACING THE DOWNWARDS. HE IS BLINDFOLDED AND HAS A ROLLED UP WAD OF PAPER STICKING OUT OF HIS MOUTH. AN EVIL LOOKING DAGGER PROTRUDES FROM HIS BACK. THE DI COVERS HIS MOUTH IN SHOCK
DI:
What on Earth...?
S:
I know. Horrific, isn't it.
DI:
But I can't see any animals in the room, and there isn't a TV. What happened?
S:
This man, sir...
DI:
Yes?
S:
He did it to himself, sir. He's a lawyer.
END