British Comedy Guide

Things that piss you off Page 497

Quote: EllieJP @ August 28 2009, 10:01 PM BST

Burning the roof of my mouth. Now it's all blistered! :(

Just did that 10 seconds ago with a slice of pepperoni/jalapeno pizza. Ow!

Quote: DaButt @ August 28 2009, 10:40 PM BST

Just did that 10 seconds ago with a slice of pepperoni/jalapeno pizza. Ow!

Really? Dabutt for shame I thought you were one of the Men+.

Quote: Gavin @ August 28 2009, 10:44 PM BST

Really? Dabutt for shame I thought you were one of the Men+.

I don't even want to know how a man would acquire a calloused mouth and throat. :O

Quote: DaButt @ August 28 2009, 10:48 PM BST

I don't even want to know how a man would acquire a calloused mouth and throat. :O

We don't but we never admit defeat :D

Quote: Gavin @ August 28 2009, 10:50 PM BST

We don't but we never admit defeat :D

Is that defeat in demouth?

Quote: Gavin @ August 28 2009, 10:50 PM BST

We don't but we never admit defeat :D

It's kind of hard to hide the strips of boiled flesh hanging off the roof of one's mouth for the whole world to see.

Quote: DaButt @ August 28 2009, 10:54 PM BST

It's kind of hard to hide the strips of boiled flesh hanging off the roof of one's mouth for the whole world to see.

...Do or Do not. There is no try.

Image

I get really wound up by women that wear false eye-lashes and too much mascara.

Jodie Marsh, Jordan, Cheryl Cole....it's all so fake and horrible, like 2 huge spiders sitting on your eyelids, gross!!!

whatever happened to less being more?

Quote: AngieBaby @ August 28 2009, 11:04 PM BST

whatever happened to less being more?

That's what I tell my girlfriends!

Quote: Chappers @ August 28 2009, 11:07 PM BST

That's what I tell my girlfriends!

This is the part of the sentence that made me laugh the most.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 28 2009, 10:01 PM BST

Burning the roof of my mouth. Now it's all blistered! :(

I have actually permanently damaged the roof of my mouth through eating food too hot. Grrrr.

Quote: Aaron @ August 29 2009, 3:48 PM BST

I have actually permanently damaged the roof of my mouth through eating food too hot. Grrrr.

I don't like curry. :(

Nor do I. :)

Bad friends that disapoint you. :( Oh what a horrid day.

May need to crawl into a tub of ice cream.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 29 2009, 6:22 PM BST

Bad friends that disapoint you. :( Oh what a horrid day.

Oh no. What happened?

My thing that pisses me off today is grumpy middle-aged men.

Share this page