Tabby salutes you

Hello from Tabby just joined what looks like a great site. told I have a gift for making people laugh with not at I hope! Love EarlyDoors, Shameless.. and lots of older comedy, Open all hours etc old films grew on diet of round the horn love to play around with language a friend and myself are re using some fine old words like poppycock Balderdash! muggers are one again footpads and a fine old victorian term for con artists thimble riggers, speak variety of yorkshire dialects, translations to standard english available, GUESS WHAT I love felines Enough now I ramble as you see more good conversation later I hope for now salutations from Tabby

Oh my Gawd. Bloody blimey bejimminey. Punctuation, my dear, punctuation!

Having said that, welcome to the site.

Quote: Tabby @ August 29 2009, 11:40 AM BST

Hello from Tabby just joined what looks like a great site. told I have a gift for making people laugh with not at I hope! Love EarlyDoors, Shameless.. and lots of older comedy, Open all hours etc old films grew on diet of round the horn love to play around with language a friend and myself are re using some fine old words like poppycock Balderdash! muggers are one again footpads and a fine old victorian term for con artists thimble riggers, speak variety of yorkshire dialects, translations to standard english available, GUESS WHAT I love felines Enough now I ramble as you see more good conversation later I hope for now salutations from Tabby

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...and breathe.

Hello.

Hello!

I'm new here too, but I thought I pop in and say hi because I am a massive Early Doors fan too, and the box set is one of my proudest possessions. Welcome!

Also, breathing is good.

sorry lack of punctuation due to the evil texting bug. I love language and writing so have no excuse. Thanks Lieka I never gat fed up of Early Doors, I too have the box set and have just had a full play through over three nights, could hardly wait for the next.

Here pussy, pussy, pussy...

*proffers saucer of milk*

Welcome to the site.

Tim I swear cat not called mrs slocombe!.....its like the cats are in the back breeding....willthey come out for a saucer of milk....well would you!......yes indeed I was brought up on seaside postcards and good old vulgar British humour (but can be subtle odd times)

Ehhhh?

Quote: Tabby @ August 29 2009, 10:21 PM BST

Tim I swear cat not called mrs slocombe!.....its like the cats are in the back breeding....willthey come out for a saucer of milk....well would you!......yes indeed I was brought up on seaside postcards and good old vulgar British humour (but can be subtle odd times)

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?????

I normally only witness this level of nonsensical broken English when a soon-to-be-dead Nigerian woman is emailing to inform me that God has told her to give me thousands of US dollars to do His work.

Oh, you know her too?

Indeed I do and as soon as my $2000 administrative fee clears, I'm going to be rolling in it.

Ah, this is the fun part!

The significant other's mother has a cat called Tabby. Named by me as being short for Tabitha who was in Bewitched. She is not in fact a tabby.

I once met a toddler called Bambi.

I've been to Newcastle.