Apologies if this is very cliché.
Went to London today. Got there just before 9.
WHAT THE FUCK!
I have never walked so much to get somewhere that seems to be down the road on a f**king map.
By 9.30 I was breathing out of my arse, and had eaten my sandwich's.
Everyone's in a rush apart from the tourists like me, to get somewhere, I saw an old man, who must have been about 70, literally sprint past me on the escalator.
Also stood about half an inch from a woman's face on the tube, and I accidentally shoved into her when it got a bit rocky... she didn't even budge or flinch. WTF.
The first time I got onto the packed tube, I stood with my gfriend next to a million people, and it was silent. As I slipped across the rail when it had a bit of a wobble, I let out a Keith Chegwin 'Wahey'. Nobody was impressed.
Went to Natural History museum which was very good, really enjoyed that.
Also Harrods, which is full of robotic employee's, tourists and tosser's.
Covent Garden, which I did like, although a few hundred people stood and watched a tit on a unicycle ride about with a painted face. They've come to London with all the history, Art and museum's to stand and watch a guy act a tool. I stood and watched to see if he would fall off...he didn't. No money was exchanged.
Headed back to Euston, to go home. Got off the tube, and I suddenly had a two minute warning, and had to dash for the toilet. Amy said it was because of all the walking. Got to the toilets and was horrified to see I had to pay 30p. Not bothered about the money, it's just when you desperately need a shit you find it upsetting and the body has prepared for the motions to happen and it is a bit of a gut churner when you are looking for 30p, which is in your wallet, which is in your bag, whilst you stand there shaking a little bit from the intense pressure.
(I'm sure the guy in the cubicle next to me, didn't know what was going on)
It was a great day. Will need to go again.
