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Those >_< moments Page 2

I once send a email about an arsey client to our trainer.

Or I thought I did.

I sent it to the client!

Whoppps!

When I come out with stunning stuff at the wrong moment like when the man collecting for deaf children showed up I said we didn't want any because they never come when they are called.

My mouth really hates me.

Quote: Aaron @ August 28 2009, 1:17 AM BST

When you go "F**k! Why did I just do that?!"

Yep, my whole life is like that. Usually with hindsight.

Quote: DaButt @ August 28 2009, 3:51 AM BST

Wait until that spider is a landmine.

:O Landmine Spiders!

Quote: chipolata @ August 28 2009, 9:44 AM BST

On Saturday night a youth said something to me, I didn't hear what and told him to "F**k off". Which wasn't too clever since he was with two of his feral friends at the time, and I was alone. >_<

Laughing out loud Bold but funny.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 28 2009, 10:19 AM BST

Sometimes when I open threads that are so soppy they make me go "F**k, why did I just read that?" and then I realise I'm a mod. >_<

Ellie, you're my online Coronation Street.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 28 2009, 12:20 PM BST

When I come out with stunning stuff at the wrong moment like when the man collecting for deaf children showed up I said we didn't want any because they never come when they are called.

My mouth really hates me.

It must! Laughing out loud

Quote: Curt @ August 28 2009, 1:09 PM BST

Ellie, you're my online Coronation Street.

I'm not sure I know what you mean by that? Unimpressed

Quote: EllieJP @ August 28 2009, 1:16 PM BST

I'm not sure I know what you mean by that? Unimpressed

British Soap Opera :)

Ha - my life is not that intere... oh... wait.

Says the woman with a balloon penis on her head.

:)

What the f**k does > _ < mean?

And \o/?

I thought this site was supposed to be in English and jargon free. After all the bloke in charge is supposedly a grammar nazi.

Quote: Chappers @ August 28 2009, 4:10 PM BST

What the f**k does > _ < mean?

And \o/?

I thought this site was supposed to be in English and jargon free. After all the bloke in charge is supposedly a grammar nazi.

And you kids get off his lawn while'yer at it!

I always keep off the grass. :)

Quote: Chappers @ August 28 2009, 4:10 PM BST

What the f**k does > _ < mean?

And \o/?

The > _ < is basically the >_< face.

And the \o/ is a man putting his arms in the air.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 28 2009, 4:15 PM BST

The > _ < is basically the >_< face.

And the \o/ is a man putting his arms in the air.

> _ < also means a bird stand off over a worm
and
\o/ often means 1 olive in your martini instead of two \oo/

Quote: EllieJP @ August 28 2009, 4:15 PM BST

The > _ < is basically the >_< face.

And the \o/ is a man putting his arms in the air.

Well that makes things a lot clearer.

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