When you go "F**k! Why did I just do that?!"
My nomination:
Sitting through adverts on something I Sky +ed. >_<
Those >_< moments
Ha!
Well I don't think it's quite what you mean, but the other night I woke up about 5am, and went to the bathroom, I thought if I kept my eyes almost closed it would be easier to go back to sleep afterwards. When I got back there was a big flat spider on the floor. I had squished it on my way out. 
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Quote: zooo @ August 28 2009, 1:27 AM BSTHa!
Well I don't think it's quite what you mean, but the other night I woke up about 5am, and went to the bathroom, I thought if I kept my eyes almost closed it would be easier to go back to sleep afterwards. When I got back there was a big flat spider on the floor. I had squished it on my way out.
I do that too. I did that last night. I also ran into the corner of the bathroom door.
Quote: Curt @ August 28 2009, 2:43 AM BSTI do that too. I did that last night. I also ran into the corner of the bathroom door.
We were born with eyes for a reason. Use them!
Quote: DaButt @ August 28 2009, 2:45 AM BSTWe were born with eyes for a reason. Use them!
I was using half asleep logic.
It's not good logic, but it hasn't killed me yet.
Quote: Curt @ August 28 2009, 3:48 AM BSTI was using half asleep logic.
It's not good logic, but it hasn't killed me yet.
Wait until that spider is a landmine.
Imagine finding the site for a landmine. With massive land reserves stretching miles underground. What a money maker that would be!
Quote: Aaron @ August 28 2009, 3:58 AM BSTImagine finding the site for a landmine. With massive land reserves stretching miles underground. What a money maker that would be!
If I didn't know better I'd think you were stoned. It reminds me of a Steven Wright bit.
Quote: Aaron @ August 28 2009, 1:17 AM BSTWhen you go "F**k! Why did I just do that?!"
When using a calculator, tapping in something elementary like 1 x 4, where the answer is obvious.
[I only do this amidst other, more difficult calcs BTW]
On Saturday night a youth said something to me, I didn't hear what and told him to "F**k off". Which wasn't too clever since he was with two of his feral friends at the time, and I was alone. >_<
Sometimes when I open threads that are so soppy they make me go "F**k, why did I just read that?" and then I realise I'm a mod. >_<
Quote: EllieJP @ August 28 2009, 10:19 AM BSTSometimes when I open threads that are so soppy they make me go "F**k, why did I just read that?" and then I realise I'm a mod. >_<
You don't like sop, Ellie?
Quote: chipolata @ August 28 2009, 10:20 AM BSTYou don't like sop, Ellie?
Not really. I don't mind every so often.
Quote: chipolata @ August 28 2009, 9:44 AM BSTOn Saturday night a youth said something to me, I didn't hear what and told him to "F**k off". Which wasn't too clever since he was with two of his feral friends at the time, and I was alone. >_<
Are you typing from a hospital bed?