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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 27 2009, 2:37 PM BST

But I wonder why the likes of Kylie, Dani, Nicole Kidman, etc all have such bad botox treatment?

Botox is inherently bad.

Rupert Everett's attempt at Botox was scary too.
Has anyone ever had it and NOT looked ridiculous?

Quote: zooo @ August 27 2009, 3:17 PM BST

Rupert Everett's attempt at Botox was scary too.
Has anyone ever had it and NOT looked ridiculous?

When it's done well you wouldn't know, so I guess there's many celebs that have it and no one's the wiser. I think the danger is starting it before you really need it - i.e before 40ish.

Quote: zooo @ August 27 2009, 3:17 PM BST

Rupert Everett's attempt at Botox was scary too.
Has anyone ever had it and NOT looked ridiculous?

That man is an arse in need of a "kick me" sign.

Kirsty, who answers the phone calls on the Matthew Wright Show.
I'll have to pretend to be some underemployed hack like Lowrey Turner or Rod Liddle to get on his show.

Anita Pallenberg as the nurse in the psychedelia trash-fest, Candy. She was awesomely beautiful.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 27 2009, 2:01 PM BST

Re: Aussie Birds

You know that old song 'Why can't a woman be more like a man?', then that pretty much sums up most Austrailian chicks in my experience.

Pushy, arrogant, annoying, bossy, mercenary, ignorant, loud mouthed, hyper critical, unfeminine and usually covered in cancer moles. Let's not even discuss the annoying accent.

The only saving grace of the Antipodean Bush Pig is that they're usually quite sexually aggressive, normally initiating congress and will probably let you venture into 'the dunny box'.

Sounds good but who wants to be nagged immediately following coitus?

Regaining my composure, having cried with laughter, I have a question. Have you seen a TV programme called, Bogan Pride? It sums up your opinion, beautifully.

It is an Australian made show taking the mick out of a certain section of Aussie society. And quite accurately, in that nothing is sacred, and everyone is fair game. I love the Aussie sense of humour.

Not that I can really relate to how they live their lives and how loud mouthed, pushy, annoyingly accented and sexually aggressive they are.

Oh no siree, not me...
Whistling nnocently

Quote: Linda La Hughes @ August 28 2009, 12:28 AM BST

Regaining my composure, having cried with laughter, I have a question. Have you seen a TV programme called, Bogan Pride? It sums up your opinion, beautifully.

It is an Australian made show taking the mick out of a certain section of Aussie society. And quite accurately, in that nothing is sacred, and everyone is fair game. I love the Aussie sense of humour.

Not that I can really relate to how they live their lives and how loud mouthed, pushy, annoyingly accented and sexually aggressive they are.

Oh no siree, not me...
Whistling nnocently

Yes - but you're a Kiwi and I know a certain other one who would agree with you!

Quote: Chappers @ August 28 2009, 3:39 PM BST

Yes - but you're a Kiwi and I know a certain other one who would agree with you!

Mmmmm....kiwi.

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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 27 2009, 2:01 PM BST

Re: Aussie Birds

You know that old song 'Why can't a woman be more like a man?', then that pretty much sums up most Austrailian chicks in my experience.

Pushy, arrogant, annoying, bossy, mercenary, ignorant, loud mouthed, hyper critical, unfeminine and usually covered in cancer moles. Let's not even discuss the annoying accent.

The only saving grace of the Antipodean Bush Pig is that they're usually quite sexually aggressive, normally initiating congress and will probably let you venture into 'the dunny box'.

Sounds good but who wants to be nagged immediately following coitus?

Well, that's me.

Sans cancer moles, mind... I'd argue the 'ignorant' but that would just confirm further my arrogance. ;)

Having said that, Rebel Wilson and her brand of humour is a disgrace to anyone with a vagina and Australian citizenship.

Hi, by the way!

Edit: I actually came in here to post this bit of lovely. Oh, my.

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Aw, I've not seen that first picture before!

Quote: Pancake @ August 28 2009, 3:56 PM BST

Well, that's me.

Sans cancer moles, mind... I'd argue the 'ignorant' but that would just confirm further my arrogance. ;)

Having said that, Rebel Wilson and her brand of humour is a disgrace to anyone with a vagina and Australian citizenship.

Hi, by the way!

Hello Pancake!

Luckily I used the word 'most' instead of 'all' in my description of Aussie chicks.

I don't think I've met a female New Zealander, but from what I've been told, they taste delicious with mint sauce.

P.s. Moss is Boss!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 28 2009, 7:27 PM BST

I don't think I've met a female New Zealander, but from what I've been told, they taste delicious with mint sauce.

I can verify that!

One for the laydeeezzz....

Daniel Craig...

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Quote: AngieBaby @ August 28 2009, 9:46 PM BST

One for the laydeeezzz....

Daniel Craig...

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Can you enlarge that picture of Linda Carter please Angie?

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