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Little Things That Make You Smile Page 24

My youngest just told me I am the "besterest" mommy in the whole world.

I'll just wave a slice of bacon and it'll run away screaming like a big girlie girl.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 26 2009, 6:02 PM BST

My youngest just told me I am the "besterest" mommy in the whole world.

Aw. :)

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 26 2009, 6:02 PM BST

My youngest just told me I am the "besterest" mommy in the whole world.

Quote: Aaron @ August 26 2009, 6:02 PM BST

I'll just wave a slice of bacon and it'll run away screaming like a big girlie girl.

Just love how that lined up!
Laughing out loud

Yeah, then he smeared peanut butter all over my cheek...aw...

Today one of my friends discovered a custard creme wrapper (our machine sells packs of three of them) and was giving me a lecture on my blood sugar levels (admittedly I'm not THAT good at controlling them) and forced me to test my levels then, only to reveal they are the lowest they've ever been... made me smile anyway.

Though she was right in the lecture, but she is evil.

She was only being mean because she loooooooooooves you.

Danny's got a girlfriend, Danny's got a girlfriend.

*points*

What we pointing at?

Quote: Aaron @ August 26 2009, 7:43 PM BST

She was only being mean because she loooooooooooves you.

Danny's got a girlfriend, Danny's got a girlfriend.

*points*

Alas a long story there admittedly but ultimatly it ends in a big fat
No

:(

Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 26 2009, 7:50 PM BST

Alas a long story there admittedly but ultimatly it ends in a big fat
No

www.youreneveralonewithrohypnol.com

I so wanted that to be a real site.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 26 2009, 7:50 PM BST

Alas a long story there admittedly but ultimatly it ends in a big fat
No

No she is not, she is evil, and Danny will not be speaking to her again for fear of getting his butt kicked by his super cool friend.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 27 2009, 11:27 AM BST

for fear of getting his butt kicked by his super cool friend.

Me?

Just came back from the grocery store where I saw a very large woman with gobs of showy jewelry bend over to get a loaf of bread and split her extremely tight capri pants. When she stood up with a mortified look on her face I recognized her. She was extremely rude to me at my old job once. Makes me smile to see nasty people get their comeuppance.

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