Parents telling their little kids off and they cry. (you may be thinking, what a sado. lol)
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Quote: Callum Sangwell @ August 17 2009, 9:40 PM BSTParents telling their little kids off and they cry. (you may be thinking, what a sado. lol)
I love it when they take a chocolate bar off the side and sneak it onto the counter. The mum sees and tells him/her off. I stand there saying (in my head of course) "Go on, go on. Do it again".
Now I'm the 'saddo'.
I remember this kid in a shop I worked in wanted a toy and his mother said no and he was crying and screaming but she was so calm and he said "I hate you! You are always horrible to me!" and she said "That's right I am. I wake up in the mornings and think to myself "How can I be horrible to Robert today?", and do it"..... Made me laugh.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 19 2009, 12:21 PM BSTI remember this kid in a shop I worked in wanted a toy and his mother said no and he was crying and screaming but she was so calm and he said "I hate you! You are always horrible to me!" and she said "That's right I am. I wake up in the mornings and think to myself "How can I be horrible to Robert today?", and do it"..... Made me laugh.
Mums' are the best!
Quote: Robert D @ August 19 2009, 12:25 PM BSTMums' are the best!
Tell that to Joan Crawford's daughter.
Quote: chipolata @ August 19 2009, 12:43 PM BSTTell that to Joan Crawford's daughter.
Well metal coat hangers are evil.
Finding vegetarian fizzy bootlaces, and Elliot squeeing over them in the middle of Tesco. 
Finding old toys and magazines during a clear out!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 26 2009, 5:19 PM BSTFinding vegetarian fizzy bootlaces, and Elliot squeeing over them in the middle of Tesco.
What a woman.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 26 2009, 5:19 PM BSTFinding vegetarian fizzy bootlaces, and Elliot squeeing over them in the middle of Tesco.
Is this some kind of perversion?
I can't eat fizzy laces normally! You have no idea how awesome this is. 
Because you're a womanly woman. EAT SOME MEAT.
Shouted Aaron at zooo, before they indulged in creepy burger-based sex.
The only thing I shout at zooo is GO TO THE DOCTOR! 
And stop eating mushrooms. 
Quote: Aaron @ August 26 2009, 5:45 PM BSTBecause you're a womanly woman. EAT SOME MEAT.
Watch out or he'll set his robot on you,
