Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 25 2009, 8:29 PM BSTOh dear. Don't bother with the crap friends and concentrate on the real ones.
I'm still really good friends with a couple of people I went to school with from aged 11 and I'm so glad I am.
One of them who did it is one of my best friends, and I have Reading with this lot this weekend. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 25 2009, 8:14 PM BSTMy friends are bastards, as are customers.
My fiends are bastards, as are customers ?
Yeah, why not?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 25 2009, 8:35 PM BSTOne of them who did it is one of my best friends, and I have Reading with this lot this weekend.
Kick them in the ovaries.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 25 2009, 8:35 PM BSTOne of them who did it is one of my best friends, and I have Reading with this lot this weekend.
Hmm, just do whatever to make life easier for yourself and f**k them. 
(not literally). I've had disagreements with my good friends over the (many) years, but we always stick together. I also dropped a few people on the way that weren't worth the effort.
I'm just a sucker, to be honest. I yelled at the friend who did it, but always tells me to be stronger. I was a bit like "Well, creator, monster..." Oh well.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 25 2009, 9:05 PM BSTI'm just a sucker, to be honest.
Lucky Elliot.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 25 2009, 9:06 PM BST
But you don't swallow?
I always forget you'll go further with the joke than I will.
You consider Elliot's manhood to be a joke? 
Quote: Aaron @ August 25 2009, 9:19 PM BSTYou consider Elliot's manhood to be a joke?
We all do. 
Before or after I'm done with it?
Quote: PhQnix @ August 25 2009, 9:21 PM BSTWe all do.
Is this when you do the (stunted-growth) elephant impression?
Aaron, I'm not ever going to be able to keep up in conversations like this with you!