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North and South BCG divide Page 20

Quote: sootyj @ August 25 2009, 5:51 PM BST

If you want fake meat why not have quorn or those weird steak mushrooms with the texture of flesh?

I'm not a fan of Quorn, plus their products contain eggs (so they're not Vegan). We have the steak mushrooms quite a lot, they're alright. Linda McCartney does a good range though. :)

I've had Quorn burgers before. And have heard of tofu burgers, and veggie burgers. Just hadn't heard of bean burgers before! It sounds odd.

I had one once, rather nice actually. Spicy. :D

Quote: Aaron @ August 25 2009, 1:51 PM BST

It's my natural ability to wind up humourless northerners.

It isn't winding me up in any way.

I do like the idea that because I don't find you in any way funny or likeable that makes me humourless.

It's less to do with me being humourless and more to do with the fact you are acting like a total and utter goon.

That is your natural ability.

Talking about the North anyone else going to the Hull comedy festival?

Quote: Leevil @ August 25 2009, 5:55 PM BST

I'm not a fan of Quorn, plus their products contain eggs (so they're not Vegan). We have the steak mushrooms quite a lot, they're alright. Linda McCartney does a good range though. :)

Have you tried Tivalli? An kosher company that does really nice stuff.

Quote: Leevil @ August 25 2009, 5:49 PM BST

Fair trade is good, although probably too socialist far too expensive for Aaron's liking.

Besides, there's nothing I want to buy that's available 'Fair Trade'.

Quote: zooo @ August 25 2009, 6:12 PM BST

I've had Quorn burgers before. And have heard of tofu burgers, and veggie burgers. Just hadn't heard of bean burgers before! It sounds odd.

Do you mean veggie(tarian) or vegetable burgers? I do like vegetable burgers, but not so much in a burger bun.

Tofu is actually Soybean (soya milk/soy sauce/veggie mince) curdled and compressed. Sometimes if you have something with small chicken/beef pieces in, it's normally flavoured soya meat. Tofu on it's own, isn't that great. Just tastes like flavourless scrambled egg, but add herbs, spices whatever and it's pretty good but can take practice to get right yourself.

Bean Burgers are nice, but not my favourite. If you like spicy (but not necessarily hot) food, like curry (or even Mexican maybe(?) then you'll no doubt like them.

Other "fake meat" alternatives are Wheat Gluten, which I'm currently practicing with myself. Certainly a weird product. It's basically flour in its rawest state (without bleach and stuff on it). When you add it to water, it turns into a gum like texture and takes practice to get it right, but when you do, it almost simulates a chewy meat texture. Store-bought burgers use this method, not sure if it's as popular as tofu though?

And there's mushrooms too. Although I'm not sure how this works. But there's a fast food joint in Soho called RedVeg and it sells Mushroom Burgers and if you're looking for a satisfying burger meat imitator - go there!

Tomorrows lesson will be on weaving your own sandals and growing and maintaining a Jesus beard. :)

Quote: sootyj @ August 25 2009, 6:39 PM BST

Have you tried Tivalli? An kosher company that does really nice stuff.

Don't think so? I'll look out for it :)

Quote: Aaron @ August 25 2009, 6:39 PM BST

Besides, there's nothing I want to buy that's available 'Fair Trade'.

Yeah, I think we only buy their teabags, when we have no other choice.

Quote: Spagett @ August 25 2009, 6:15 PM BST

It isn't winding me up in any way.

I do like the idea that because I don't find you in any way funny or likeable that makes me humourless.

It's less to do with me being humourless and more to do with the fact you are acting like a total and utter goon.

That is your natural ability.

Laughing out loud

Bless.

If you're not finding me funny, then that's fine, as I'm not trying to be. I'm just enjoying your bizarre comments and your inability to tell when people aren't being serious. :)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 23 2009, 4:09 PM BST

The fact that the Southerners have been cracking jokes and the Northerners have all been dead serious, should really be some sort of indication about what we think of the so called Divide.

:)

Quote: Aaron @ August 25 2009, 6:53 PM BST

Laughing out loud

Bless.

If you're not finding me funny, then that's fine, as I'm not trying to be. I'm just enjoying your bizarre comments and your inability to tell when people aren't being serious. :)

:)

I started this thread in order to bring all the BCGer's together. I think renegade was very very funny with his daft hayper type posters however the reason for mine and spagetts anger is that Aarons post don't appear to be making any attept at a joke and are just basically trying to insult mine and Spagets salt of the earth people.

I was starting to quite enjoy the Carla Lane debate before you north hating bean burger obsessives had to ruin it

Quote: Sebastian Orange-News @ August 25 2009, 7:13 PM BST

I started this thread in order to bring all the BCGer's together. I think renegade was very very funny with his daft hayper type posters however the reason for mine and spagetts anger is that Aarons post don't appear to be making any attept at a joke and are just basically trying to insult mine and Saapgets salt of the earth people.

Aaron's sense of humour is a strange and magical thing which may take 1000s of years to study to try to fully understand it.

Quote: Leevil @ August 25 2009, 6:42 PM BST

there's a fast food joint in Soho called RedVeg and it sells Mushroom Burgers and if you're looking for a satisfying burger meat imitator - go there!

They're also in Brighton.

Couldn't you eat the meat from really stupid or depressed cows?

Couldn't you eat the meat from really stupid or depressed cows?

Quote: Nogget @ August 25 2009, 7:16 PM BST

They're also in Brighton.

Yeah, I forgot. Not been to that one though. Have you, any good?

Quote: sootyj @ August 25 2009, 7:17 PM BST

Couldn't you eat the meat from really stupid or depressed cows?

How many intelligent cows do you meet?

Quote: Sebastian Orange-News @ August 25 2009, 7:13 PM BST

I started this thread in order to bring all the BCGer's together. I think renegade was very very funny with his daft hayper type posters however the reason for mine and spagetts anger is that Aarons post don't appear to be making any attept at a joke and are just basically trying to insult mine and Spagets salt of the earth people.

I was starting to quite enjoy the Carla Lane debate before you north hating bean burger obsessives had to ruin it

Oh God. Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Leevil @ August 25 2009, 7:19 PM BST

Yeah, I forgot. Not been to that one though. Have you, any good?

How many intelligent cows do you meet?

Have you never spoke to one? They're not big in politics but they know loads about grass.

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