Quote: Sebastian Orange-News @ August 25 2009, 9:47 AM BSTIn truth it is the total opposite. Hardly ever do people from Manchester go to Liverpool. I must admit I am from Manchester and I have gone to Liverpool quite a bit but only cos I went to uni there, however the Trafford Centre is full of people from Liverpool moaning about 'manc prices'.
I'm sorry but that is bollocks. 
I went to Liverpool and was quite afraid. A lot of scary people with angry clenched faces. I thought I'd die there.
And I always think of AA Gill's quote about Liverpool: "A place so horrible they named it after offal and a pub game oiks play that always ends in fights."
Quote: Aaron @ August 25 2009, 2:44 PM BSTAnd eat bean burgers before drinking bottled water.
That is also a true fact.
Quote: Sebastian Orange-News @ August 25 2009, 3:13 PM BSTorganic bean burgers
See, you're mentioning those things and accusing me of eating them, but you're the one who actually knows what the f**k they are. Some kind of freaky eco-food or something? Leeeeeeeevil?
Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 25 2009, 3:31 PM BSTThat is also a true fact.
All this mention of food has made me go all Super Sizers, cue the bloke with the deep voice -
A Northdweller's Supper
Starter -
Lard butties in gravy
Main Course -
A whippet and ferret pie cooked in lard and served with scraps and mushy peas and gravy
Dessert -
A punch up round the back of 'Corker's Nightclub'
Best served with electronic ankle bracelets and a bruise around your girlfriend's eye 'where she fell down the stairs'.
The South wins
We can close the thread now, nothing to see here, move along people.
Quote: zooo @ August 25 2009, 3:14 PM BSTFairtrade organic bean burgers.
(What the f**k is a bean burger, by the way?)
Something homosexual people enjoy eating my dear
Bean burgers - the clue is in the name. Burgers made of beans.
They cause many bottom burps and foul smells.
Then it is a definite .
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 25 2009, 5:05 PM BSTBean burgers - the clue is in the name. Burgers made of beans.
You say that, but the phrase 'arse burgers' does not conform to that logic.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 25 2009, 5:05 PM BSTBean burgers - the clue is in the name. Burgers made of beans.
What sort? Baked? Runner? Broad? String?
Quote: Aaron @ August 25 2009, 3:52 PM BSTSee, you're mentioning those things and accusing me of eating them, but you're the one who actually knows what the f**k they are. Some kind of freaky eco-food or something? Leeeeeeeevil?
Quote: zooo @ August 25 2009, 3:14 PM BSTFairtrade organic bean burgers.
(What the f**k is a bean burger, by the way?)
I don't bother with organic, unless you count the stuff I grow myself. Fair trade is good, although probably too socialist for Aaron's liking. And a Bean Burger, like Ruby says, is a burger made of beans.
[defence]When I eat a bean burger, I don't think. Eugh! Tastes nothing like a beef burger! And that's because it's not trying to replicate beef, the flavour is mixed (spicy) beans. [/defence] They're nice sometimes, but nothing to write home about.
Dear Mum,
I ate a bean burger today. It was OK, not really worth writing this letter for though...
If you want fake meat why not have quorn or those weird steak mushrooms with the texture of flesh?