Quote: zooo @ August 25 2009, 2:57 PM BSTDuh. If I hadn't wished them luck they wouldn't have got all As!
Of course they would, they wrote their name on the paper, didn't they! 
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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 20 2009, 3:33 PM BSTMy nan just brought me money, too!
Now THAT is worth congratulating you for!
Quote: zooo @ August 25 2009, 2:57 PM BSTshowing good will.
What is this? I've never heard of it before? 
Quote: chipolata @ August 25 2009, 3:03 PM BSTOf they would, they wrote their name on the paper, didn't they!
I know what you mean, but trying to think of a more accurate way to say 'good luck' seems like an awful lot of faff, it's an easy shortcut to say you're thinking of someone and that you hope everything goes their way.
And nicer than saying nothing. Which is what you probably did. You unfeeling MONSTER. 
Quote: Aaron @ August 25 2009, 3:00 PM BSTWishing good luck alerts God to their plight, and he reaches down with a helping hand to guide them along the path of correct answers.
Um.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 20 2009, 4:42 PM BSTIt beats this...
Yes, I saved that one! Sorry Aaron!
That is so very, very disturbing. But I'm flattered that you like to think of me in such a way. 
Quote: zooo @ August 25 2009, 3:05 PM BSTYou unfeeling MONSTER.
The younger kids at school called me Mr Feely, actually.
Although I suspect that that was for entirely different reasons.
Quote: EllieJP @ August 21 2009, 9:09 AM BSTAnyway, I am off to V Festival today! Chelmsford 123.
I expect it was very much like that.
Quote: EllieJP @ August 21 2009, 9:09 AM BSTThat poster for Aaron's new perfume is certainly erotic.
If you have something very wrong with you, yes.
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ August 21 2009, 1:41 PM BSTMe - Just quickly, how do u know if the bin is on the pavement by 7.30am, should u have been here by 7.30am this morning because is so ur running a little late or do u personally go round all the streets checking?
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Quote: Paul W @ August 21 2009, 1:48 PM BSTthan again I have brided a couple to my time
WTF?
Quote: EllieJP @ August 21 2009, 2:05 PM BSTWe don't pay!
It seems quite bizarre and backwards to have to pay separately and up-front for that kind of service, doesn't it?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 21 2009, 2:08 PM BSTI know what you mean! The staff at sainburys for example always lobs my stuff down. It takes a lot for me not to tell them smiling won't break their faces.
I never have any problem with those kinds of people! Maybe it's my aura of calmness, politeness and serenity.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 21 2009, 2:09 PM BSTWhere I come from, that's called bum rape.
Quote: DaButt @ August 21 2009, 2:13 PM BSTOne thing that Americans always find unusual about European cashiers is that they're always sitting down. I've never seen a seated cashier in the United States.
Most of the time, but certainly not always. We're not into torture.
Your catch up posts are always quite scary... you bring up things I've said days ago, have completely forgotten about, and then correct me.
Quote: Aaron @ August 25 2009, 3:20 PM BSTIt seems quite bizarre and backwards to have to pay separately and up-front for that kind of service, doesn't it?
Says the man who has to pay a yearly tax to watch his television.
Quote: DaButt @ August 25 2009, 3:22 PM BSTSays the man who has to pay a yearly tax to watch his television.
Do you subscribe to any pay TV channels in America, DaButt?
Quote: EllieJP @ August 25 2009, 3:21 PM BSTyou bring up things I've said days ago, have completely forgotten about
Like this...
Quote: EllieJP @ October 13 2008, 1:08 PM BSTEllie is hungry - watch out she may eat you. GET IN MA BELLY!
Quote: chipolata @ August 25 2009, 3:25 PM BSTDo you subscribe to any pay TV channels in America, DaButt?
No, I get all my television from free, over-the-air broadcasts.
Quote: DaButt @ August 25 2009, 3:28 PM BSTNo, I get all my television from free, over-the-air broadcasts.
Fair enough. I just thought you might subscribe to HBO or something. What channels do you mainly watch?
Quote: chipolata @ August 25 2009, 3:25 PM BSTLike this...
Chip!
Quote: chipolata @ August 25 2009, 3:29 PM BSTWhat channels do you mainly watch?
The typical networks available in every city: CBS, NBC, ABC, FOX and PBS. The rest of the stuff I download.
Quote: zooo @ August 21 2009, 9:19 PM BSTSo is it the same list for this year Robyn?
It shouldn't be so exciting getting all the books on your reading list, but it soooooooo is. I has read 6 of my books so far, and am very proud of myself.
Aw. Good girl. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 21 2009, 10:34 PM BSTYou shouldn't be. It's really, really easy at uni.
Good for some!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 22 2009, 5:27 PM BSTI have now adopted a cat which I collect on Tuesday.
Oooo!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 22 2009, 5:57 PM BSTIt's a six month old black short-haired male with a tiny bit of white on its chest.
Just like mine!
Quote: bigfella @ August 23 2009, 9:50 AM BSTback from Bootfair - the complete set of Blackadder scripts for 50p.
Niiice!
I got mine free. 'Cos I borrowed them. 
Quote: Aaron @ August 25 2009, 3:37 PM BSTJust like mine!
You don't have a bit of white on your chest!
And you're not a black short-haired male either. Unless I need new glasses...