British Comedy Guide

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Yes, I bet Elliot hands out lots of blowjobs. I hope Robyn takes a good book to read.

Hands out? That's not a blowjob.

Well, not if you're armless. You have to hang on by the teeth.

Quote: Leevil @ August 25 2009, 1:51 PM BST

Well, not if you're armless. You have to hang on by the teeth.

That doesn't even make sense!

Clacton when I was at Essex University. We went to the arcades and I remember thrashing some teenaged oik in front of his okiy mates at a racing game, then thinking thrashing a teenage oik in front of his oiky mates wasn't such a hot idea. Fortunately he took it good naturedly.

Quote: Leevil @ August 25 2009, 1:05 PM BST

Do you not have fun fares? £1-10 sometimes.

Nope. None were avaliable. It is from Blackpool to London.

Quote: Aaron @ August 25 2009, 1:52 PM BST

That doesn't even make sense!

:D

Were you at Chessington today?
Get stuck on any rides?
:)

Another powercut?

Yep!

Laughing out loud

And when something like that happens (going by last time) they give everyone a free ticket to return. God, imagine making a loss like that!

No doubt they're insured against such circumstances.

I'm sure I heard something about Merlin Entertainments being self insured.

Could be wrong. Probably am.

The amount of money they rake in, I wouldn't dismiss the thought.

Nah, they're not self insured. My mistake. Upon research, I found out that they are insured my ACE Insurance. I bet that costs a bomb...

Here's a good one. This pier was failing in the sense that it was losing money so they wanted to advertise. I don't think this was what they had in mind:

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