Hotel Quickie

1. INT. HOTEL BEDROOM. MORNING.

LAURA IS IN BED. STEVE COMES OVER, CARRYING A TRAY WITH TEA AND BISCUITS.

STEVE:
Breakfast in bed for a gorgeous girl!

LAURA GIGGLES.

LAURA:
Oh you! Come here…

STEVE SETS THE BREAKFAST DOWN AND THEY START TO SNOG PASSIONATELY, HANDS ALL OVER EACH OTHER.
ANOTHER GUY, JOHN, STEPS OUT OF THE BATHROOM, HALFWAY THROUGH SHAVING.

JOHN:
Oy! Who the Hell're you?

STEVE:
Room service, mate.

JOHN:
Oh. That's alright then.

HE GOES BACK INTO THE BATHROOM AS THEY CONTINUE TO SNOG.

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Needs a better punch IMO. You can probably get a lot more out of this.

Would make an amusing get well card, if you made it into hospital and porter

Cute

EDIT: Although, come to think of it, who the hell has tea and biscuits for breakfast?

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 24 2009, 3:17 PM BST

STEVE:
Room servicing,

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?

Or you could have Steve dressed in a suit with a flower in his lapel.

STEVE:
Groom servicing,

>_<

1. INT. HOTEL BEDROOM. MORNING.

LAURA IS IN BED. STEVE COMES OVER, CARRYING A TRAY WITH A FRIED BREAKFAST AND A POT OF TEA.

STEVE:
Breakfast in bed for a gorgeous girl!

LAURA GIGGLES.

LAURA:
Oh you! Come here…

STEVE SETS THE BREAKFAST DOWN AND THEY START TO SNOG PASSIONATELY, HANDS ALL OVER EACH OTHER.
ANOTHER GUY, JOHN, STEPS OUT OF THE BATHROOM, HALFWAY THROUGH SHAVING.

JOHN:
Oy! Who the Hell're you?

LAURA:
I'm the room service.

JOHN:
Fair play. Tell 'em I want beans with mine.

HE GOES BACK INTO THE BATHROOM AS THEY CONTINUE TO SNOG.

[Sorry Lee just got carried away ]

Yeah, I didn't get the tea and biscuits bit...

INT. HOTEL BEDROOM. MORNING.

LAURA IS IN BED. STEVE COMES OVER, CARRYING A BOWL OF STRAWBERRIES AND CHAMPAGNE.

STEVE:
Breakfast in bed for a gorgeous girl!

LAURA GIGGLES.

LAURA:
Oh you! Come here…

STEVE SETS THE BOWL AND CHAMPAGNE DOWN. THEY START TO SNOG PASSIONATELY, HANDS ALL OVER EACH OTHER. ANOTHER GUY, JOHN, STEPS OUT OF THE BATHROOM, HALFWAY THROUGH SHAVING.

JOHN:
Oi! Who the f**ks're you?

LAURA AND STEVE LOOK AT EACH OTHER.

LAURA:
Duh! Your wife silly.

JOHN:
Not you, him.

CAMERA REVEALS A WELL DRESSED MAN STOOD HOLDING AN EMPTY BREAKFAST TRAY.

WELL DRESSED MAN:
Room service.

JOHN:
Oh. That's alright then.

HE RETURNS TO THE BATHROOM STEVE AND LAURA CONTINUE TO SNOG.

END SKETCH

Thankee kindly guys.

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 24 2009, 6:42 PM BST

Thankee kindly guys.

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What are you thanking me for I just nicked your sketch and without giving any positive appraisal riffed with it. I am scum.

Quote: Marc P @ August 24 2009, 8:25 PM BST

What are you thanking me for I just nicked your sketch and without giving any positive appraisal riffed with it. I am scum.

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That makes two of us

Three. Although mine was just a strum.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 24 2009, 8:44 PM BST

Three. Although mine was just a strum.

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My Sweet Lord.

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 24 2009, 6:42 PM BST

Thankee kindly guys.

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Yeah and I just questioned the biscuit breakfast.

Here's my two penn'orth:

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ANOTHER GUY, JOHN, STEPS OUT OF THE BATHROOM, HALFWAY THROUGH SHAVING.

JOHN:
Oy! Who the Hell're you?

STEVE:
Room service, mate.

JOHN:
What service?

STEVE:
Room service.

JOHN:
Oh. Thank Christ for that - I thought you said womb service!

HE GOES BACK INTO THE BATHROOM AS THEY CONTINUE TO SNOG.

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Quote: Morrace @ August 24 2009, 9:53 PM BST

Here's my two penn'orth:

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ANOTHER GUY, JOHN, STEPS OUT OF THE BATHROOM, HALFWAY THROUGH SHAVING.

JOHN:
Oy! Who the Hell're you?

STEVE:
Room service, mate.

JOHN:
What service?

STEVE:
Room service.

JOHN:
Oh. Thank Christ for that - I thought you said womb service!

HE GOES BACK INTO THE BATHROOM AS THEY CONTINUE TO SNOG.

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No. Puns are not good.