You know what, treating your girlfriend well has benefits, the other day for instance she asked me if I was ready to have sex. I said I was positive. It wasn't until later that I clarified that I meant with HIV.
She is all about women having equal rights to men, and doesn't understand why she can't be a catholic priest. I keep telling her that they'd be much more inclined to let her if she would just get rid of her turban.
Muslim suicide bombers do what they do because they believe that by killing themselves in the name of Islam that when they die and go to Heaven they will be welcomed by 72 virgins, or to put it differently, a large proportion of suicide bombers are paedophiles.
I wouldn't mind being welsh, except the sleeping problem. Everytime you try and count sheep you get horny.
I'm actually from London, and growing up there is tough. I learned that to get by you have to be hard. Though that might just be my area. I live in the red light district.
