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North and South BCG divide Page 9

Quote: sootyj @ August 23 2009, 2:48 PM BST

This is a comedy forum and I reserve the right to make assinine jokes when ever the muse takes me.

If this was a religious forum I would say God bless when ever I felt like it.

So there!

Peace be with you child.

Quote: DaButt @ August 23 2009, 2:47 PM BST

Then he could have gone back to Libya in a box. That's the meaning of "life sentence."

But it's all about compa$$ion ...

And if we left him to die thousands of miles from his home we just hand the loonies yet another moral victory. I rather liked the statement of the Scots justice minister, that this was an example of God choosing his punishment.

The more we treat these people with fairness and justice the more we will madden and defeat our enemies.

Quote: Timbo @ August 23 2009, 2:44 PM BST

Well it is not like he was going to be serving much longer...

Maybe we could persuade an Imman to pray that he serve at least 2 millenia in hells fiery lakes?

Quote: sootyj @ August 23 2009, 2:52 PM BST

And if we left him to die thousands of miles from his home we just hand the loonies yet another moral victory. I rather liked the statement of the Scots justice minister, that this was an example of God choosing his punishment.

The more we treat these people with fairness and justice the more we will madden and defeat our enemies.

It'll take some serious Jedi mind trickery to convince me that releasing murderers from jail is a good thing to do.

The UK is giving out more and more indefinite sentences. The result seems to be; more expense, more violent jails and more minor criminals getting out early or Scot free. I believe California has a similar problem.

Quote: sootyj @ August 23 2009, 3:03 PM BST

I believe California has a similar problem.

California is run by morons who lack any concept of fiscal responsibility. It's the most heavily taxed state in the union, yet their schools and prisons are some of the worst in the nation.

There is no such thing as a northern inferiority complex, as someone claimed. Anyone who insults anyone else just because they're from the north or south is an idiot, plain and simple.

And what pray ask is wrong with us idiots?

Quote: sootyj @ August 23 2009, 3:26 PM BST

And what pray ask is wrong with us idiots?

You're all stoopid, like.

Yeh you smart people are stoopid to yeh you're stoopider than us idiots.

Ha!

Quote: Sebastian Orange-News @ August 23 2009, 9:56 AM BST

Do you honestly think that was witty?

No, do you?

Quote: Spagett @ August 23 2009, 2:20 PM BST

Ha all the insults from this thread have come from you.

If anyone has an inferiority complex it is you and I would ask you to take the chip off your shoulder dip it into some jellied eels put the latest Chas and Dave record on pick up your chimney sweep and head off to work.

Hey! I didn't start this thread, so don't try putting the blame on me. The fact that the Southerners have been cracking jokes and the Northerners have all been dead serious, should really be some sort of indication about what we think of the so called Divide.

Please re-read the entire thread, you'll find that all of the insults haven't come from me - just the best ones. ;)

Quote: Spagett @ August 23 2009, 2:20 PM BST

pick up your chimney sweep

Who'd be a northerner.

Quote: sootyj @ August 23 2009, 2:48 PM BST

There is nothing to fear except common sense.

Or the lack thereof.

Quote: Aaron @ August 23 2009, 4:10 PM BST

Who'd be a norther.

*Who'd be a Norther?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 23 2009, 3:18 PM BST

There is no such thing as a northern inferiority complex, as someone claimed. Anyone who insults anyone else just because they're from the north or south is an idiot, plain and simple.

Again exactly right.

You are making a dangerous habit of being sensible and right.

Stop it.

I did a typo.

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