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Seb, why not try visiting the south, and then form your opinions about it? You'll find there's just as high a percentage of people there who don't care about spelling.

Better still, why not use a spellchecker? You've probably already got one on your computer.

Quote: Sebastian Orange-News @ August 21 2009, 10:59 PM BST

Midlanderers are more or less from the north.

I count anyone from above Melton Mowbray as being a northerner.

The government gives you clues.

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Quote: Nogget @ August 22 2009, 11:52 AM BST

Seb, why not try visiting the south, and then form your opinions about it?

If you can Seb, why not come down and bring six of your most violent, loud mouthed friends with you? Preferably dressed in football shirts.

Try to go into every pub and complain about the price of drinks to everyone you meet, then angrily tell them that Southerners aren't friendly and generally moan about how crap London is. As people move away from your drunken, angry group, use that as confirmation that Londoners aren't friendly.

Then after all day drinking and talking about how you're going to pull t'posh bird and show her what a real man is like, why not try getting into a night club whilst singing football chants as loudly as you can?

When you can't get into the night club, why not take it as a personal affront / proof that Southerners hate Northerners? Because you can't get in anywhere and because every girl hasn't fallen for your 'Northern Charm', why not start a fight in the street? Preferably you and all your mates against one weedy guy.

Don't forget to laugh, point and yell abuse at everyone who looks and sounds slightly different from you and your group.

Then form your opinion about Southerners. :S

Laughing out loud

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ August 22 2009, 2:15 AM BST

Yeah, but what about your spelling mistakes?

Eh? Eh?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 22 2009, 11:27 AM BST

I think the assumptions you make (about organic food, bottled water, etc) mean that you see people who live in the south as all middle-class. This is very far from the truth. Not everyone in the north is working-class either.

I know not everyone from South is middle class (i recently watched an episode of Eastenders).
I am quite middle class and as you know I am from the north however the middle class soutehrners I know are far more extravagant than me or my fellow middle class northerners. They do tend to eat a lot of sushi and have avante guard concepts such as open relationships. I know people in the north eat sushi but I am pretty sure there are no northerners with open relationships, we just cheat.

Quote: Nogget @ August 22 2009, 11:52 AM BST

Seb, why not try visiting the south, and then form your opinions about it?

sorry cocker. I couldn't afford it with the money I get from working down t'pit

Quote: Splodge @ August 22 2009, 12:20 PM BST

I count anyone from above Melton Mowbray as being a northerner.

Milton Keynes.

Is zooo from MK? I seem to remember her mentioning it.

Quote: Sebastian Orange-News @ August 22 2009, 2:14 PM BST

I am pretty sure there are no northerners with open relationships, we just cheat.

The north is certainly the cheating capital of (probably) the world. But there certainly are open relationships up there. Sick

I'm surprised you have a concept of monogamy, actually.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 22 2009, 12:48 PM BST

Then form your opinion about Southerners. :S

Yeah! And then eat a pie!

Quote: Leevil @ August 22 2009, 2:30 PM BST

Is zooo from MK? I seem to remember her mentioning it.

South of it, but a very tiny village so that was the nearest town.

All of this talk of mines is making me want to watch Brass.

Quote: Leevil @ August 22 2009, 2:30 PM BST

Is zooo from MK? I seem to remember her mentioning it.

She was definitely Buckinghamshire way. I remember seeing her go past the Buckinghamshire Railway Centre a few times.

Quote: Ben @ August 22 2009, 2:35 PM BST

She was definitely Buckinghamshire way. I remember seeing her go past the Buckinghamshire Railway Centre a few times.

I used to wave at you, but you just mooned me.

Did he flash you with his WinterLight?

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