British Comedy Guide

North and South BCG divide Page 2

T'is grim up North.

Quote: Leevil @ August 21 2009, 10:58 PM BST

Hah! Nil's gaay.

*turns off Elton John CD to put George Michael DVD on* Am not! Angry

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 21 2009, 10:59 PM BST

Is that the face you make when your eating one? :P

No, that is.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 21 2009, 11:00 PM BST

*turns off Elton John CD to put George Michael DVD on* Am not! Angry

*puts on hot pants and dances too*

Nothing gay here.

Laughing out loud Yeah baby! *puts rollerskates on*

Quote: Timbo @ August 21 2009, 11:00 PM BST

No, that is.

:D

*falls over*

Southern nancies.

Quote: Sebastian Orange-News @ August 21 2009, 11:02 PM BST

southern nancies

Hug

I do class myself as North, but most things are aimed at either Birmingham, Manchester or London, so it's really difficult around here to get work out there.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 21 2009, 11:01 PM BST

Laughing out loud Yeah baby! *puts rollerskates on*

Angry Too far, Nil! Too far.

We was just having a little manly fun and you had to go too far.

I think you had better leave.

I'm North of Lands End. :)

Quote: Leevil @ August 21 2009, 11:04 PM BST

Angry Too far, Nil! Too far.

We was just having a little manly fun and you had to go too far.

I think you had better leave.

:(

*takes butt plug and leaves*

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 21 2009, 11:05 PM BST

*takes butt plug and leaves*

Leave the butt plug Whistling nnocently

Laughing out loud

*leaves, then leaves*

So what you're implying Seb, is that most Northerners are illiterate slobs?

Please don't project your own failings onto an entire region. ;)

As for Leevil and Nil, yes, us Southerners consider Middle Earthers as Northern. I searched through the Internet and have found a surefire way to determine whether or not you're a wife beating whippet eater - if you use the word 'That' in front of the word 'London', then you are indeed a lard scoffing, car thieving, child shooting, benefit fraud in a track suit.

'My mother-in-law is so Pakistani. etc.'

I'm from the north, and I'm rather anal about spelling.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 21 2009, 11:34 PM BST

As for Leevil and Nil, yes, us Southerners consider Middle Earthers as Northern. I searched through the Internet and have found a surefire way to determine whether or not you're a wife beating whippet eater - if you use the word 'That' in front of the word 'London', then you are indeed a lard scoffing, car thieving, child shooting, benefit fraud in a track suit.

I born and bred in Bristol actually, so you're probably northern to me too. :P

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