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Bolt won

Usain Bolt won the 200m but Ian Rush and Jonathan Swift weren't far behind while Eric Ambler came last.

Quote: youngian @ August 21 2009, 10:44 AM BST

Usain Bolt won the 200m

Is he that woman? Unimpressed

Yeh sure he's quick. But I could take him.

Quote: youngian @ August 21 2009, 10:44 AM BST

Usain Bolt won the 200m but Ian Rush and Jonathan Swift weren't far behind while Eric Ambler came last.

I see what you did there.

Quote: bigfella @ August 21 2009, 10:49 AM BST

I see what you did there.

Lucky you pointed that out because buggered if I had.

Bolt is brilliant. I hope he doesn't test positive for drugs.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ August 21 2009, 3:53 PM BST

Bolt is brilliant. I hope he doesn't test positive for drugs.

Or have a gender exam.

I wonder if he'll eventually go under 19 seconds? If so, it'll be at least 50 years before anyone matches or beats the time.

I'd Bolt if a Gay was chasing me.

See what I did there?

Can you imagine how it must feel to be one of Bolt's rivals? The thought that you'll almost certainly never beat him must be so demoralising. Maybe they should all club together to pay for a hitman to take him out.

Quote: youngian @ August 21 2009, 10:44 AM BST

Usain Bolt won the 200m but Ian Rush and Jonathan Swift weren't far behind while Eric Ambler came last.

How did Robert Zimmerman do in that race?.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ August 21 2009, 6:56 PM BST

How did Robert Zimmerman do in that race?.

He was in the frame, but not amongst the medals.

Quote: catskillz @ August 21 2009, 6:44 PM BST

Maybe they should all club together to pay for a hitman to take him out.

Where do you suggest they go? A dance? The pictures?

Quote: Chappers @ August 22 2009, 12:50 AM BST

Where do you suggest they go? A dance? The pictures?

Pete Waterman was the Hitman, so I guess they'd go to the Railway Museum at York. Yawn.

Anyway, what sort of name is Usain? Couldn't his parents have been a little less imaginative and Christened him Thunder?

Why can't I spell Christened with a small 'c'? Aaron?!

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