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*paul fetches the garlic mayo*

Quote: Paul W @ August 21 2009, 3:51 PM BST

*paul fetches the garlic mayo*

Are you concerned Ellie's kebab is slightly vampiric?

Aren't we all?

Quote: Gavin @ August 21 2009, 3:52 PM BST

Are you concerned Ellie's kebab is slightly vampiric?

Never be too careful.

Garlic just happens to go well with fish.

Quote: Paul W @ August 21 2009, 3:56 PM BST

Never be too careful.

Garlic just happens to go well with fish.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Jack Massey @ August 21 2009, 2:34 PM BST

Well it hasn't even started yet. Can I put you down as a contestant, yes or no?

I'm just debating whether I can handle the inevitable stories in the press from ex-boyfriends.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 21 2009, 5:20 PM BST

I'm just debating whether I can handle the inevitable stories in the press from ex-boyfriends.

Damn! I forgot about that! Huh?

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Whistling nnocently

:D

Laughing out loud

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 21 2009, 10:48 AM BST

I'm sure I can get Seefacts to sign up for Celebrity BCG Big Brother. Cool

In that case I want Griff in as well!

Jake How, frostyboy, blackdahlia1 and Graham Bandage have already signed up. It's a ratings winner.

Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud indeed. Come on, we haven't got our quota for twelve housemates yet. I wonder if Aaron fancies a go?

Sootyj makes a random racist remark and bursts into tears.

Will his manager be able to fail his flagging career?

Quote: Jack Massey @ August 23 2009, 8:21 PM BST

Come on, we haven't got our quota for twelve housemates yet.

Typical. Just like the real thing. Next you'll be trying to sneak normal people in claiming they're "BCG Members". Whistling nnocently

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