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I only really smoke rollies, and that's with a roach (regardless of what's in the tobacco) as filter tips make me feel sick. It's as if they only let the worse part of the smoke through.

And Tim, I started at 22 *hangs head in shame* :(

I'd never touched a cigarette until I failed a stupid exam at medical school and had to do a re-take for the first time in my life. (The irony is not lost on me.) Angry

My sister made me smoke my first cigarette when I was 10. :(

I've only smoked about three non-cannabis cigarettes in my life.

I tried and liked a funny fag. So when it wasn't the appropriate time to be feeling funny, I'd substitute it for a not-so-funny-fag.

Although, I'm quite good. Only smoke about 5-10 fags a week at the most.

I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.

Not even second hand?

Quote: Leevil @ August 21 2009, 1:06 PM BST

Not even second hand?

I should have said, "I've never intentionally inhaled tobacco smoke."

I've smoked a few expensive cigars in Vegas. Nasty stuff.

Quote: DaButt @ August 21 2009, 1:09 PM BST

I should have said, "I've never intentionally inhaled tobacco smoke."

I've smoked a few expensive cigars in Vegas. Nasty stuff.

You don't smoke a cigar like you smoke a normal cigrette - gotta taste it.

Quote: Paul W @ August 21 2009, 1:23 PM BST

You don't smoke a cigar like you smoke a normal cigrette - gotta taste it.

I never inhaled, of course, but I certainly tasted it. Stale cigar breath and a hangover - all part of the Vegas experience. Sick

Quote: DaButt @ August 21 2009, 1:31 PM BST

I never inhaled, of course, but I certainly tasted it. Stale cigar breath and a hangover - all part of the Vegas experience. Sick

And the dead hooker in your bathroom.

Quote: Paul W @ August 21 2009, 1:32 PM BST

And the dead hooker in your bathroom.

If those recently dug holes in the Mojave Desert could talk ...

All you people wot smoke, did your parents smoke?

My parents smoked when I was growing up and I never became a smoker. (They both quit decades ago.)

Good boy.

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