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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 21 2009, 11:39 AM BST

*Gets drunk. Pesters Big Brother for more booze. Tells everyone she loves them and plans a holiday with them all next year. Sneaks off with Jane and slags everyone off, except her.*

Yeah I think we only clashed at first because we're so alike Dolly - we know our own minds and don't suffer fools gladly. We'd get on great in the outside world. (We wouldn't. Unless we pretended to have a gay fling to get a magazine deal.)

Apology accepted Paul (It isn't. I'm nominating him)

Big Fella do you mind? I'm trying to make an impression early on. Are you in?

Quote: Jane P @ August 21 2009, 11:50 AM BST

Yeah I think we only clashed at first because we're so alike Dolly - we know our own minds and don't suffer fools gladly. We'd get on great in the outside world. (We wouldn't. Unless we pretended to have a gay fling to get a magazine deal.)

Apology accepted Paul (It isn't. I'm nominating him)

:D So true.

Quote: Jane P @ August 21 2009, 11:50 AM BST

Yeah I think we only clashed at first because we're so alike Dolly - we know our own minds and don't suffer fools gladly. We'd get on great in the outside world. (We wouldn't. Unless we pretended to have a gay fling to get a magazine deal.)

Apology accepted Paul (It isn't. I'm nominating him)

Big Fella do you mind? I'm trying to make an impression early on. Are you in?

God no. I'd eat all the food and keep everyone awake with my snoring.

Quote: bigfella @ August 21 2009, 12:01 PM BST

God no. I'd eat all the food and keep everyone awake with my wanking.

My life in a nutshell.

Can you all be quiet please, I'm trying to talk to my chickens.

*RC looks at chickens and chooses which one he'll shag first*

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 21 2009, 11:39 AM BST

*Gets drunk. Pesters Big Brother for more booze. Tells everyone she loves them and plans a holiday with them all next year. Sneaks off with Jane and slags everyone off, except her.*

Isn't that the agenda for the upcoming BCG Gathering?

1. Renegade Carpark
2. Steve Sunshine
3. Robert D
4. Sooty J
5. Ellie JP
6. Paul W
7. Jane P

Are you in Dolly Dagger?

I've just walked. :)

Well it hasn't even started yet. Can I put you down as a contestant, yes or no?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 21 2009, 12:25 PM BST

*RC looks at chickens and chooses which one he'll shag first*

JP watches RC. Look how kind and caring he is making sure the chickens are OK.
Hang on what's he doing to Chuckles? Noooo. Not Chuckles. *feints at the depravity of it all*

*wakes up and realises Dolly has gone. :( Continues to talk about her as though she has died.*

Kenneth I think there may be similarities. :)

Thanks Jack - are we allowed to discuss nominations?

*shouts over BCG compound walls*:

Get Jane P out! She keeps talking between these * *!

Quote: Jane P @ August 21 2009, 2:35 PM BST

Thanks Jack - are we allowed to discuss nominations?

Such actions will be dealt with very severely by myself (God, I feel dirty).

Where's Steve?

Steve is in the Diary Room

Ello Bug Bruvva !
Wow this is awesome, everyones just awesome, the house is just awesome, it's just all awesome, I can't wait for the tasks, they are going to be awesome.

Can we have some more wine please Big brother?

*Ellie shows everyone her kebab*

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