Guess my IQ Page 3

Their just hungry and have pie on their minds

IQ is just a great big store where crazy Scandinavians sell flat-pack brain furniture.

Where can i find out mine?
Serious answers only please.
Oh go on then, rip the piss!

Quote: Rosco @ September 6, 2007, 2:16 PM

Their just hungry and have pie on their minds

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I can memorise Pie to two digits. 4. oh shit! Thats wrong

Quote: Charley @ September 6, 2007, 11:27 PM

Where can i find out mine?
Serious answers only please.
Oh go on then, rip the piss!

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I had to go to a Mensa supervised test and I finished before all the adults there and they were right pissed Stop me when I start bragging

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 5, 2007, 5:38 PM

mines 133 but I am only 16!

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133!!! 178!!!... Im a retard... last time I checked mine was a crappy 115!! and I'm 18!

Quote: ajp29 @ September 6, 2007, 11:29 PM

I can memorise Pie to two digits. 4. oh shit! Thats wrong

I had to go to a Mensa supervised test and I finished before all the adults there and they were right pissed Stop me when I start bragging

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Stop

My daddy (known as the overlord to those very very few who read my stuff) is a point higher than you ajp! But the rest of you guys remember that IQ is not about knowledge or how brainy you are. It's actually about how you think laterally (how you solve things and how quickly you come up with solutions). Trust me. Mine is 137 and yesterday I tried to brush my teeth with foundation. Tickle do a good proper online version but I think you are best off contacting Mensa it you wanna do a test.

I only did mine on Tickle

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 9, 2007, 3:27 PM

My daddy (known as the overlord to those very very few who read my stuff) is a point higher than you ajp! But the rest of you guys remember that IQ is not about knowledge or how brainy you are. It's actually about how you think laterally (how you solve things and how quickly you come up with solutions). Trust me. Mine is 137 and yesterday I tried to brush my teeth with foundation. Tickle do a good proper online version but I think you are best off contacting Mensa it you wanna do a test.

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I once drink a small glass full of sunflower oil thinking it was limeade.

Check...... your move Ruby

You sooooo don't want to hear the story about the flares and the escalator show down....

....or the signs at the train station......

.....or the boyfriend's mum's drunk cat.......

.....or the Wonder Woman incident......

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 10, 2007, 11:16 AM

.....or the Wonder Woman incident......

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I knew there was a topic of conversation I meant to get back to you about

Actually, a lot of the most stupid stuff I've done has been while I've been in fancy dress.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 10, 2007, 12:02 PM

Actually, a lot of the most stupid stuff I've done has been while I've been in fancy dress.

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I forsee some intersting conversations

Only one fancy incident for me was dressed as Satan at a motorway service station.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 10, 2007, 11:16 AM

.....or the boyfriend's mum's drunk cat.......

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You evil, evil people!

It's not like I force fed it Hoe garden! It got to my white russian and before we knew it, it had thrown up all down the sofa and on Grandma.

I wasn't invited back.

I understood about 40% of that post. o_0