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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 21 2009, 11:39 AM BST

*Gets drunk. Pesters Big Brother for more booze. Tells everyone she loves them and plans a holiday with them all next year. Sneaks off with Jane and slags everyone off, except her.*

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Yeah I think we only clashed at first because we're so alike Dolly - we know our own minds and don't suffer fools gladly. We'd get on great in the outside world. (We wouldn't. Unless we pretended to have a gay fling to get a magazine deal.)

Apology accepted Paul (It isn't. I'm nominating him)

Big Fella do you mind? I'm trying to make an impression early on. Are you in?

Quote: Jane P @ August 21 2009, 11:50 AM BST

Yeah I think we only clashed at first because we're so alike Dolly - we know our own minds and don't suffer fools gladly. We'd get on great in the outside world. (We wouldn't. Unless we pretended to have a gay fling to get a magazine deal.)

Apology accepted Paul (It isn't. I'm nominating him)

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So true.

Quote: Jane P @ August 21 2009, 11:50 AM BST

Yeah I think we only clashed at first because we're so alike Dolly - we know our own minds and don't suffer fools gladly. We'd get on great in the outside world. (We wouldn't. Unless we pretended to have a gay fling to get a magazine deal.)

Apology accepted Paul (It isn't. I'm nominating him)

Big Fella do you mind? I'm trying to make an impression early on. Are you in?

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God no. I'd eat all the food and keep everyone awake with my snoring.

Quote: bigfella @ August 21 2009, 12:01 PM BST

God no. I'd eat all the food and keep everyone awake with my wanking.

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My life in a nutshell.

Can you all be quiet please, I'm trying to talk to my chickens.

*RC looks at chickens and chooses which one he'll shag first*

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 21 2009, 11:39 AM BST

*Gets drunk. Pesters Big Brother for more booze. Tells everyone she loves them and plans a holiday with them all next year. Sneaks off with Jane and slags everyone off, except her.*

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Isn't that the agenda for the upcoming BCG Gathering?

1. Renegade Carpark
2. Steve Sunshine
3. Robert D
4. Sooty J
5. Ellie JP
6. Paul W
7. Jane P

Are you in Dolly Dagger?

I've just walked.

Well it hasn't even started yet. Can I put you down as a contestant, yes or no?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 21 2009, 12:25 PM BST

*RC looks at chickens and chooses which one he'll shag first*

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JP watches RC. Look how kind and caring he is making sure the chickens are OK.
Hang on what's he doing to Chuckles? Noooo. Not Chuckles. *feints at the depravity of it all*

*wakes up and realises Dolly has gone. Continues to talk about her as though she has died.*

Kenneth I think there may be similarities.

Thanks Jack - are we allowed to discuss nominations?

*shouts over BCG compound walls*:

Get Jane P out! She keeps talking between these * *!

Quote: Jane P @ August 21 2009, 2:35 PM BST

Thanks Jack - are we allowed to discuss nominations?

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Such actions will be dealt with very severely by myself (God, I feel dirty).

Where's Steve?

Steve is in the Diary Room

Ello Bug Bruvva !
Wow this is awesome, everyones just awesome, the house is just awesome, it's just all awesome, I can't wait for the tasks, they are going to be awesome.

Can we have some more wine please Big brother?

*Ellie shows everyone her kebab*