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Quote: EllieJP @ August 21 2009, 9:23 AM BST

You're not around enough to be in the house Paul!

I totally am.

Quote: Paul W @ August 21 2009, 9:44 AM BST

I totally am.

Unimpressed

Quote: Jane P @ August 21 2009, 9:41 AM BST

I'm in, if you'll have me. I'll be the weird older one who everyone wonders why they're there.

But I'm not bothered if you don't want me in - are you bothered Nil? Didn't we meet at auditions? You were sooo great. Shall we be friends forever?

But I'm not bothered if I'm out *starts talking a bit too loud and fast*

I'm not bothered *tears roll down cheeks*

I'm not bothered *gets called into the diary room and given choice of back into house or priory. Chooses house because I'm a strong person*

I'm just being me. If you don't like it I don't care 'cos that's who I am.

*goes to bed and cries*

:S

:D I'm not bothered. Stop going on about it.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 21 2009, 9:50 AM BST

:D I'm not bothered. Stop going on about it.

Hey! Angry I was trying to be nice. Why doesn't everyone see how how great I really am? Must be jealousy - it can't be self delusion.

Paul's OK - he'll just be like Marcus mostly hiding under the duvet and coming out when everyone else is asleep. But to really be like him you would have to keep saying 'and things like that and everything' because he's so intelligent and eloquent and that.

Right I'm off to work out my game plan now which might just consist of accusing .... Carpark of having a game plan, over and over. Have you noticed Sooty J how he's always going on and on about his kebab? - how duplicitous. But you Sooty - I couldn't survive in here without you. <3

I'm hungry - who ate all the twiglets?

Quote: Jane P @ August 21 2009, 10:05 AM BST

Hey! Angry I was trying to be nice.

Yeah I know, but I'm not bothered. I am who I am, and if you don't like it, tough! Anyway, I'm not bothered, stopped banging on about it.

I'm sure I can get Seefacts to sign up for Celebrity BCG Big Brother. Cool

I think Jane P is a mole...

There I said it.

I will enter the house, promising to be outrageous and speak my mind, only to be quite boring, emotionally vulnerable and leave within 24 hours claiming to miss my children who I haven't even previously mentioned.

Quote: Paul W @ August 21 2009, 11:16 AM BST

I think Jane P is a mole...

There I said it.

:D :O Angry

*re-thinks game plan. Paul W has influence on here. Hmmm*

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 21 2009, 11:22 AM BST

I will enter the house, promising to be outrageous and speak my mind, only to be quite boring, emotionally vulnerable and leave within 24 hours claiming to miss my children who I haven't even previously mentioned.

:)

Ooh a newbie - let's be overly suspicious from the start!

Newbies always get kicked out you know Dolly. I'm not being mean. I just say it how it is.

Wave

You're a bit tooooooooo keen on this concept Jane.

Quote: Jane P @ August 21 2009, 11:25 AM BST

Newbies always get kicked out you know Dolly. I'm not being mean. I just say it how it is.

Wave

I've asked to leave already. It's because I miss my kids and nothing to do with the fact that contrary to my expectations, no one in the house fancies me and the other girls are younger and better looking. Wave

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 21 2009, 11:34 AM BST

I've asked to leave already. It's because I miss my kids and nothing to do with the fact that contrary to my expectations, no one in the house fancies me and the other girls are younger and better looking. Wave

*gets bottle of wine* there there Dolly come here I'll comfort you.....

Quote: Paul W @ August 21 2009, 11:35 AM BST

*gets bottle of wine* there there Dolly come here I'll comfort you.....

*Gets drunk. Pesters Big Brother for more booze. Tells everyone she loves them and plans a holiday with them all next year. Sneaks off with Jane and slags everyone off, except her.*

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 21 2009, 11:39 AM BST

*Gets drunk. Pesters Big Brother for more booze. Tells everyone she loves them and plans a holiday with them all next year. Sneaks off with Jane and slags everyone off, except her.*

Tha plan didn't work out.....

Jane, sorry about earlier *get another bottle of wine*

Bring back Jake.

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