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Quote: Curt @ August 20 2009, 7:08 PM BST

My buddies two German roommates used to do that every morning. And they were downing Guinness to boot, while I eat my cereal in awe.

Guinness is a perfect morning beer. I even put it on my cereal one morning.

Quote: DaButt @ August 20 2009, 7:14 PM BST

Guinness is a perfect morning beer. I even put it on my cereal one morning.

Then you my friend have a drink problem :P

Quote: Gavin @ August 20 2009, 7:20 PM BST

Then you my friend have a drink problem :P

No, I was experiencing a milk shortage and I'm sometimes too curious for my own good.

Quote: Paul W @ August 20 2009, 5:08 PM BST

Ahh a social smoker, good man. You actually get an urge afterwards though?

Gave up a few years ago, but am a bit of a social one though, but when I say that, I may have a smoke about three times a year.

Quote: DaButt @ August 20 2009, 7:53 PM BST

No, I was experiencing a milk shortage and I'm sometimes too curious for my own good.

Only messing big man:)

The guinness we drink and the guinness they have in Ireland are two different things as I discovered when over there! I caved in and tried and couple of sips of one and wasn't expecting it to be so..... sliceable!

Quote: DaButt @ August 20 2009, 7:02 PM BST

I've done that in Vegas many times with no ill effects. When I worked the night shift, too.

What's it like being a showgirl?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 20 2009, 9:05 PM BST

sliceable!

Sliceable? Guinness is Guinness. It drives me crazy when people try to tell me it's "heavy." It's lower in calories (and alcohol) than most beers and will even float on top of them.

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Guiness is a meal in a glass, simple as that...

I have one very rarely, but to be honest I tend to woman the drink up a bit, I have it as a guiness and black most of the time :(

Quote: Paul W @ August 21 2009, 9:19 AM BST

Guiness is a meal in a glass, simple as that...

I have one very rarely, but to be honest I tend to woman the drink up a bit, I have it as a guiness and black most of the time :(

Try it with a shot of port instead. :)

Quote: Marc P @ August 21 2009, 9:21 AM BST

Try it with a shot of port instead. :)

Is there a name for it? I don't want to say guiness please - with some port in it.

Quote: Paul W @ August 21 2009, 9:23 AM BST

Is there a name for it? I don't want to say guiness please - with some port in it.

Coward.

Quote: Paul W @ August 21 2009, 9:23 AM BST

Is there a name for it? I don't want to say guiness please - with some port in it.

It's called a Rimjob. Go to the bar and ask for a Rimjob :)

Actually a Port and Guinness is a Puiness.

Ask for them separately mind or they'll short change you on the Guinness!

Quote: DaButt @ August 20 2009, 10:44 PM BST

Sliceable? Guinness is Guinness. It drives me crazy when people try to tell me it's "heavy." It's lower in calories (and alcohol) than most beers and will even float on top of them.

Oil will also float on them...

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