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What are you drinking? Page 74

Tea.

Really strong coffee.

Cranberry juice.

Gee woop.

Tesco's own orange juice. It tastes exactly what it looks like. Yuck.

Drinking nothing - yeah thirst can f**k off.

Quote: DaButt @ August 20 2009, 12:57 AM BST

I haven't had this beer before. It's yummy.

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We get your Sierra Nevada pale ale over here in the UK, and that's good. It's a shame we Brits don't still make good bottle-conditioned ales. In my local brewery, Harveys, they've stopped doing the only decent bottle-conditioned beer they were making.

Quote: NoggetFred @ August 20 2009, 6:13 PM BST

We get your Sierra Nevada pale ale over here in the UK, and that's good.

I didn't know that. I've only seen Budweiser and Corona the times I've visited the UK. Sierra Nevada is in most supermarkets and is becoming more common in bars and restaurants. It's very common on the west coast.

Had a terrible coffee from Tim Hortons. It was bitter bla!

I've only ever been to Tim Horton's once and their coffee made me throw up. Unimpressed

Could some one make an inane and racist joke about Canadian coffee, moose urine and maple syrup I'm tired.

Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2009, 6:57 PM BST

Could some one make an inane and racist joke about Canadian coffee, moose urine and maple syrup I'm tired.

OK, a Moose went in a Canadian café, dipped his cock in maple syrup and said to the customers " get your chops around this" etc.

Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2009, 6:57 PM BST

Could some one make an inane and racist joke about Canadian coffee, moose urine and maple syrup I'm tired.

I hear they whack off a moose for their cream and sweeten their bitter coffee with bits of maple bark.

Quote: JuliaC @ August 20 2009, 6:55 PM BST

I've only ever been to Tim Horton's once and their coffee made me throw up. Unimpressed

Lies!

Thank you guys if I get rich I'll pay you to follow me around making all my inane gags.

Quote: Curt @ August 20 2009, 7:01 PM BST

Lies!

:(

Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2009, 7:02 PM BST

Thank you guys if I get rich I'll pay you to follow me around making all my inane gags.

Tough day at the new job?

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