I thought it was your new perfume. *whispers in French accent* "Skip by Ruby."
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It beats this...
Yes, I saved that one! Sorry Aaron!
Chipolata's just eaten five bags of crisps in a row. That can't be healthy.
If I had a perfume I call it "Kookie!".
Quote: chipolata @ August 20 2009, 4:45 PM BSTChipolata's just eaten five bags of crisps in a row. That can't be healthy.
I used to be able to work my way through those big multipacks!
Ahhh, those were the days!
Well done Scats and Elliot! 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 20 2009, 4:46 PM BSTIf I had a perfume I call it "Cooties!".
Suits you. 
For my two fave munchkins!
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 20 2009, 4:48 PM BSTSuits you.
You smell of wee, oldie pants.
Chipolata's off. 
Quote: chipolata @ August 20 2009, 4:53 PM BSTChipolata's off.
That explains the smell.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 20 2009, 4:52 PM BSTYou smell of wee, oldie pants.
No, it was Chip.
Going to bed for an hour. I had 3 hours kip last night.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 20 2009, 4:42 PM BSTIt beats this...
Yes, I saved that one! Sorry Aaron!
*wipes tear from eye*
Which eye?
Quote: zooo @ August 20 2009, 5:26 PM BSTWhich eye?
You saw the poster right?
Can you please not wipe your salty tears on the curtains.