British Comedy Guide

Comedy Crossword #2

Y'all demolished my first cryptic-style comedy crossword in just an hour or two, so I made this one a little tougher, I think.

Let's see how long it takes.

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All the answers are comedy-related.

ACROSS

3) Charge the rednecks, Denis ripped him off. (4, 5)
5) It sounds like it's going up your backside, which is appropriate. (8)
6) Depressed critter contains Polish chemicals (4,3)
10) Twenty-four hours after a communist smeller raises money. (3, 4, 3)
11) Chris can't get enough of a quadruped's glans, demands this. (4, 7)
13) A lesbian, at first, starts a sketch show with a confused bi tit in a messy latrine. (6, 7)
15) Date-rape drug first, then penetrate. Sounds like a Peckham wide-boy! (6, 6)
18) After Asda stops selling clothes, the Queen Mum's last 50 years is a mediocre show. (4, 7, 6)
19) Alcoholic beats king with a 2 x 4. (5, 3)
20) Sounds like precipitation on muddy soil, between west and north. Crook across the pond. (5, 6)
21) Junkie comic will steal cattle then burn them, we hear. (7, 5)

DOWN

1) A dealer consumes cheese and a bottomless tonic. (5, 4)
2) A big laugh from a comedy web site, but not this one. (7)
3) To float up and down, a driver in drag goes forth. (3)
4) Wetback relates badly to deadpan comic. (7, 3)
7) Looney Sadam, confused, plasters. (11)
8) Peter's friends created a humourous erotic dance. (5, 5)
9) A large measure, then finish in the middle of an endless main course. The bartender may give you one. (6, 8)
12) Richard finishes off moggy and backward alien in a northern squaddie town. (9)
14) Indecent wedge inspired My Wrongs. (4, 3)
16) Victor is tiny, but has lube. A character, but not Su. (5)
17) Leslie is serious, don't call him that. (7)

SPOILERS ARE INEVITABLE IN THE THREAD BELOW!

There's a running tally of the answers at the bottom of page 3.

2 down chortle I know all the rest as well but want to give others a chance.

Quote: Marc P @ August 19 2009, 1:12 PM BST

2 down chortle I know all the rest as well but want to give others a chance.

Okay, you got the easy one ;)

1 down = Swiss Toni

13 across is titilate brain. You've just got the numbers wrong. :)

9 across Double Entendre.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 19 2009, 1:16 PM BST

1 down = Swiss Toni

Correct.

3 down BOB

Quote: Marc P @ August 19 2009, 1:18 PM BST

9 across Double Entendre.

Correct.

21 across - Russell Brand

Quote: Marc P @ August 19 2009, 1:19 PM BST

3 down BOB

Correct.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 19 2009, 1:19 PM BST

21 across - Russell Brand

Correct.

21 across. Russell Brand.

4 Down... Mexican wave. :)

17 down. Shirley.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 19 2009, 1:20 PM BST

17 down. Shirley.

Yup.

13 across = Little Britain

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