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Pub - Who can still afford it? Page 6

Quote: chipolata @ August 17 2009, 5:13 PM BST

I wonder how many times you've been Rohipnoled and don't know it? Whistling nnocently

I'm not a big drinker at all. I hate being drunk.

I have actually been spiked. When I was at uni. I was lucky. I hadn't been drinking at all because I had to give this presentation of the body in dance in the morning so I was on coke but the guy who spiked me didn't know that. Spiking was so bad in my uni town that by the end of my course only 5 out of 30ish girls had not been spiked with something. They actually had to send out newsletter and stuff warning all the girls. No one got into any bad trouble thankfully. The way it happened was scary too. I was walking home with my flatmate who worked in a bar and she wanted to collect her hours. We ended up with a free drink each (mine was just coke) and these guys came up to us and this one guy would not leave me alone and said "Look I'm really sorry, I have a boyfriend, I'm not interested", and my flatmate fell off the barstool. I literary took my eyes off my drink of a second to help her up. We decided to leave and I finished my coke.

I was lucky I got home before it took effect and my flatmate and friends realised what had happend and helped. But it took one second for someone to do that and that is scary.

A warning to you all!

It's f**king disgusting. Someone needs to spike their drinks and bum them.

Funnily enough I've gone to the pub more in the last year than probably the previous ten. May be something to do with my redundancy payment which is rapidly dwindling. But there's an old gits pub near me that has live bands every saturday night.

My friend probably had the most scary experience. She was spiked in a club and passed out in the toilet and she said the worse thing about it was she had her eyes open and she was concious but she was paralysed and couldn't call out when she heard people looking for her so whoever spiked her wanted her to know what was happening but not be able to do anything about it.

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 16 2009, 1:59 AM BST

I don't go to the pub that much now (probably once a month for a treat). That doesn't stop me drinking in the house though. Whistling nnocently

When I was younger and REALLY skint I used to smuggle a few cans into my local and head straight for the gents, where I'd hide the beer in the toilet cistern. (Keeps it cool). Then I'd buy one pint from the bar and simply top up from the bog when the glass was low.

The shame.

If you drank lager you might just as well have filled your glass up from the toilet bowl.

Rohypnol is an evil and vile drug. Not only do you have to do all the work sex wise, but if you get the dose wrong, you have to burn them with cigarettes just to get any response whatsoever.

You're safe with Renegade Carpark girls, he's just too damn lazy to drag your drugged ass into a cab.

So it's just the mallet to knock them out then?

God, Timmy, you HAVE fallen on hard times.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 17 2009, 6:55 PM BST

So it's just the mallet to knock them out then?

God, Timmy, you HAVE fallen on hard times.

I do enjoy at least one Wackaday.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 17 2009, 6:52 PM BST

Rohypnol is an evil and vile drug.

Plus it's the lazy punchline to many a joke.

I turned down a trip to Germany and the Czech Republic because I'd already told my ex that I'd help her move. A few minutes ago my friend e-mailed from Prague and said that he was drinking 50-cent and one-dollar pints of good beer in Prague.

Prague is now on my list of places to visit.

Quote: DaButt @ August 18 2009, 11:22 PM BST

I turned down a trip to Germany and the Czech Republic because I'd already told my ex that I'd help her move. A few minutes ago my friend e-mailed from Prague and said that he was drinking 50-cent and one-dollar pints of good beer in Prague.

Prague is now on my list of places to visit.

*Adds Prague to his own list*

Prague is a bit of a Brit stag night hotspot, so look out for drunken yobs looking for fights and mooning at you.

Quote: Ben @ August 17 2009, 7:03 PM BST

Plus it's the lazy punchline to many a joke.

knock knock
Who's there?
Rohypnol
Rohypnol who?
You won't remember.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 18 2009, 11:40 PM BST

Prague is a bit of a Brit stag night hotspot, so look out for drunken yobs looking for fights and mooning at you.

I've had drunken assholes try to pick a fight with me in London and Reading, so Prague can't be any worse.

Quote: DaButt @ August 18 2009, 11:45 PM BST

I've had drunken assholes try to pick a fight with me in London and Reading, so Prague can't be any worse.

If you've survived Reading you could survive Kabul. :)

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