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What are you drinking? Page 73

Quote: DaButt @ August 17 2009, 5:29 PM BST

Now drinking: cough medicine and Ibuprofen. I'm sick at home with a fever and a nasty cough.

No Place like home eh?!

I'm going to take a shower, make myself a beef and mustard sandwich then sit down with a cold Sleeman's beer and finally finish my stupid teaching portfolio.

Quote: Paul W @ August 17 2009, 5:31 PM BST

No Place like home eh?!

I started feeling a little ill back in Florida and it gradually worsened during the drive to Oklahoma. I doubt that 2 days of cold showers helped very much.
Sick

Quote: DaButt @ August 17 2009, 5:37 PM BST

I started feeling a little ill back in Florida and it gradually worsened during the drive to Oklahoma. I doubt that 2 days of cold showers helped very much.
Sick

Hot water shortage out there or something?

Quote: Curt @ August 17 2009, 5:40 PM BST

Hot water shortage out there or something?

She thought she'd had the gas turned on 2 weeks ago before she moved, but she didn't read the fine print about bringing her ID to the gas company's office. So Friday when I tried to light the water heater I noticed that there was no gas flow and we raced to the office at 2 p.m. but they said it was too late to have it turned on.

I was quite angry to learn that they'd do a reconnect on Saturday if your service had been shut off due to payment issues, but not if you are a new customer. It seems wrong.

So we took very invigorating showers on Saturday and Sunday and cooked all our meals in the microwave.

I'm drinking Apple Tango or Tango Apple. I like it a bit too much.

at this moment in time? Coffee. 4 hours ago? Beer.

Ramune.

More Sleeman's Original Draft. It's tasty.

I've been given a 9% Dutch beer called 'Struis', but it's really not 9% beer weather.

Now drinking some whisky.

When do you start singing loudly to Boney M and thrwoing flower pots at the neighbours?

Quote: sootyj @ August 18 2009, 9:51 PM BST

When do you start singing loudly to Boney M and thrwoing flower pots at the neighbours?

When you move next door!

I am next door you drunken halfwit, I was banging on your door about the noise in my negligee. You pissed on my slippers and told me you were harder than Moby Dick on Viagra.

I haven't had this beer before. It's yummy.

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