Quote: Robert D @ August 18 2009, 6:51 PM BSTActually I can't remember what the post card said? Remind me...
IIRC, it said something like "Hi all, having a great time in south america, by the way, if someone called Alfie Butts turns up claiming to be a mate, under no circumstances let him stay..." and then Alfie grabs it off Gwyneth.