Ah yes. I guess I wouldn't even get a proper name.
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Quote: Curt @ August 17 2009, 9:38 PM BST
If you get a proper name you get actor rates 
Walking through WH Smiths this morning Chipolata learned that Aisylene has some new breasts. However, as Chipolata wasn't familiar with her old ones, it's somewhat lost on him.
Someone has just brought a Razzle into the office.
Quote: Ben @ August 18 2009, 1:31 PM BSTSomeone has just brought a Razzle into the office.
Which issue?
I'm dead happy
Quote: chipolata @ August 18 2009, 1:41 PM BSTWhich issue?
A recent one. I just went and hid it in a girls desk.
There's a wasp in the office! 
We're not even allowed Loaded in our canteen.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 18 2009, 2:01 PM BSTWe're not even allowed Loaded in our canteen.
Nevder mind that, there's a wasp in the office!
Quote: chipolata @ August 18 2009, 2:00 PM BSTThere's a wasp in the office!
Are you standing on your chair, all frightened? Like a little girly poofter?
Quote: chipolata @ August 18 2009, 2:01 PM BSTNevder mind that, there's a wasp in the office!
Are you sure it's not a fly in a stripey jumper?
Quote: chipolata @ August 18 2009, 10:30 AM BSTWalking through WH Smiths this morning Chipolata learned that Aisylene has some new breasts. However, as Chipolata wasn't familiar with her old ones, it's somewhat lost on him.
Is that where she works now?
You can all rest easy, the wasp's gone now. And the receptionst came in when it was attacking me and I was able to crack a rather amusing joke about changing my deoderant.
Quote: zooo @ August 18 2009, 2:16 PM BSTIs that where she works now?
That's quite good, zoo.
Quote: chipolata @ August 18 2009, 2:24 PM BSTYou can all rest easy, the wasp's gone now. And the receptionst came in when it was attacking me and I was able to crack a rather amusing joke about changing my deoderant.
Was it one of those jokes that you really had to be there for?