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The very worst sandwich in the world Page 2

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 17 2009, 10:31 PM BST

She's doing Tuna Surprise for her next dish.

:D

What's the deal with her knuckles? Has she been in a fight or is she just a manky-handed dirty bitch with a kebab up her arse?

I fear the latter is true.

I'd eat it. That shocked you all I bet. Eh?

*gasp* :O

Quote: Leevil @ August 18 2009, 1:55 AM BST

*gasp* :O

Exactly.

Quote: sootyj @ August 17 2009, 9:39 PM BST

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/big-ass-sandwich.jpg

Warning may offend!

Beat that.

I'm guessing that the long painted finger nails means that isn't a manwich.

I can think of a worse sandwich.

Between Jo Brand and Jade Goody - when she was alive that is.

Is that why they call you Topical Chappers?

Those Bowel Cancer sandwiches. Or processed smoked ham, to give them their proper name.

Quote: Chappers @ August 18 2009, 10:24 AM BST

I can think of a worse sandwich.

Between Jo Brand and Jade Goody - when she was alive that is.

You think that would be preferable to one with her dead?!

White fish, and sable with cream cheese, capers and onions-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiEeF8fEOt8

Quote: roscoff @ August 18 2009, 1:52 AM BST

I'd eat it.

So would I but it would be disgusting if she farted.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ August 18 2009, 10:41 AM BST

So would I but it would be disgusting if she farted.

How do you know it's a "she"? You're only going by the nails.

It's a she alright, I've studied men's arses for years and never seen one like that.

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