SCENE: BEDROOM.
A MAN AND A WOMAN ARE IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, LIGHTS ARE DIMMED, ROMANTIC SETTING.
MAN HANDS WIFE A TUBE. SHE READS THE LABEL 'CHOCOLATE BODY PAINT', AND SMILES, KNOWINGLY.
CUT TO WOMAN APPLYING BODY PAINT VIGOROUSLY ON HIS PENIS (OUT OF SHOT).
SHE STOPS, LOOKS LONGING AT HIS CHOCOLATE COVERED PENIS, AND BREAKS A PIECE OFF AND POPS IT INTO HER MOUTH, CHEWING ANIMATEDLY.
I'm not sure the men will find it as easy to laugh at that one!
I'd say she should bite it off though - or is that too harsh?
I didn't realise you were on a roll - I enjoyed these but are you missing something? Would you like an emergency box of After Eights sent over?
Quote: AngieBaby @ August 17 2009, 7:55 PM BSTSCENE: BEDROOM.
A MAN AND A WOMAN ARE IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, LIGHTS ARE DIMMED, ROMANTIC SETTING.
MAN HANDS WIFE A TUBE. SHE READS THE LABEL 'CHOCOLATE BODY PAINT', AND SMILES, KNOWINGLY.
CUT TO WOMAN APPLYING BODY PAINT VIGOROUSLY ON HIS PENIS (OUT OF SHOT).
SHE STOPS, LOOKS LONGING AT HIS CHOCOLATE COVERED PENIS, AND BREAKS A PIECE OFF AND POPS IT INTO HER MOUTH, CHEWING ANIMATEDLY.
Like it
Quote: Jane P @ August 17 2009, 7:56 PM BSTI'd say she should bite it off though
Even better
I'll go with JaneP's suggestion it makes more sense but good sketch.
Quote: AngieBaby @ August 17 2009, 7:55 PM BSTCUT TO WOMAN APPLYING BODY PAINT VIGOROUSLY ON HIS PENIS (OUT OF SHOT).
Lucky Steve!
In other news, I liked this. A bit Smack The Pony.
Quote: AngieBaby @ August 17 2009, 7:55 PM BSTLOOKS LONGING AT HIS CHOCOLATE COVERED PENIS, AND BREAKS A PIECE OFF
And not so lucky Steve.
Quote: Jane P @ August 17 2009, 7:56 PM BSTI enjoyed these but are you missing something? Would you like an emergency box of After Eights sent over?
Is it that obvious that I'm in a hotel all alone, missing Mr Baby?
Quote: AngieBaby @ August 17 2009, 8:11 PM BSTIs it that obvious that I'm in a hotel all alone, missing Mr Baby?
Just a little. He's been listening again to every comedy recording since 1972 and you're writing post watershed material. Get home soon.
<3
Quote: AngieBaby @ August 17 2009, 8:11 PM BSTIs it that obvious that I'm in a hotel all alone, missing Mr Baby?
No, but its pretty clear you're deprived of chocolate. Romantic boxes from the hubby are all very well, but sometimes when you're away from home you just have to pay for it...
Nice one. Someone's gonna have fun making a chocolate penis if ever shot.