Quote: Aaron @ August 14 2009, 7:42 PM BSTI'm pretty certain that you didn't mean that in the way it sounded...
I meant Ellie probably has the same problem being fair too. 
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Reminds me of 'The Great Gatsby', when they meet Myrtle's sister who has eyebrows shaved off and "redrawn at a rakish angle" or something. No? Just me?
Quote: Gavin @ August 14 2009, 3:49 PM BSTYou know what you want to do? Whilst she's out pop up with cup of tea for workers and stick a fish under a floor board or something.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 14 2009, 4:43 PM BSTYou could sew prawns into the lining of her curtains! She'll go mad trying to find them!
Thanks for the suggestions. 
Get the neighbour stray cats turning up at her place by leaving trails of cat munchies to her door.
Sign her up for every piece of junk mail you can, including sexual health advice.
I've spoken to her dad while he was here today, he seemed reasonable and said he'd speak to her. Time will tell.
TTPYO - Having to write a serious tough piece and having to watch what I say in it. Grrrrrrrrrrr.
Cookie?
They are so gonna have to edit me, that is all I am saying!!!
Match of the Day and being told off for talking during.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 15 2009, 10:26 PM BSTMatch of the Day and being told off for talking during.
If he was any kind of man you'd feel the back of his hand for talking during. That said, I don't like football and never watch it.
Gloria Hunniford.
- People who sneeze without covering their hands In public.
- People who itch their ass infront of you in a que line.
- People who buy £2's worth of shopping and pay by credit card and get £10 cashback.
- People who fall over infront of you.
Beverly Hills
Quote: Callum Sangwell @ August 17 2009, 9:51 PM BST- People who fall over infront of you.
Do you kick them and then tut in disgust?
STUBBING MY TOE!!! 
Quote: Callum Sangwell @ August 17 2009, 9:51 PM BST- People who sneeze without covering their hands In public.
Yeah. Hate those bloody gloveless sneezers!