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Quote: Nil Putters @ August 17 2009, 2:05 PM BST

I'd be fuming.

That's worthy of Marc P!

Quote: EllieJP @ August 17 2009, 2:17 PM BST

Ellie is really busy at work! Boooo

Not busy enough you couldn't log on though Whistling nnocently

Quote: Gavin @ August 17 2009, 2:18 PM BST

Not busy enough you couldn't log on though Whistling nnocently

Tis my other job! ;)

Quote: Ben @ August 17 2009, 1:26 PM BST

Is a little annoyed as the back part of his exhaust has come loose!

Pah, trivial!

If it's a car the exhaust is usually fastened on with a short rubber strap. Should you not be able to get the part you can usually make one from an old tyre or similar material.

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Meanwhiles I've got holes in the head (of my sports car) and I've just had to pay a small fortune to have the gearbox rebuilt on my MPV.

Quote: billwill @ August 17 2009, 2:36 PM BST

If it's a car the exhaust is usually fastened on with a short rubber strap. Should you not be able to get the part you can usually make one from an old tyre or similar material.

It's not the mountings. It's snapped off from the main pipe. And rather noisy.

The good news is: it's only £51 for supply and fit of a new one.

Chipolata's just lost twenty pence. He was rooting in his pocket, felyt it fall out, and now can't find it anywhere. Maybe it's under the big printer? But it's a lot of hassle to look under that.

Quote: chipolata @ August 17 2009, 3:12 PM BST

Chipolata's just lost twenty pence. He was rooting in his pocket, felyt it fall out, and now can't find it anywhere. Maybe it's under the big printer? But it's a lot of hassle to look under that.

And it's only 20p.

Quote: chipolata @ August 17 2009, 3:12 PM BST

Chipolata's just lost twenty pence. He was rooting in his pocket, felyt it fall out, and now can't find it anywhere. Maybe it's under the big printer? But it's a lot of hassle to look under that.

Alright mate? Back from your banning? What did you do - sign Aaron up for a subscription to Socialist Worker?

Quote: Robert D @ August 17 2009, 3:15 PM BST

And it's only 20p.

But it might one of them wrong 'uns that are worth more.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 17 2009, 3:16 PM BST

But it might one of them wrong 'uns that are worth more.

Ah, yes. Find it!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 17 2009, 3:16 PM BST

But it might one of them wrong 'uns that are worth more.

Won't be the first time he's been on the floor for a wrong 'un.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 17 2009, 3:15 PM BST

Alright mate? Back from your banning?

I never went away. ;)

Quote: chipolata @ August 17 2009, 3:19 PM BST

I never went away. ;)

Chip Diddy Chip is back. No whore avatar this time though,

Quote: EllieJP @ August 17 2009, 2:23 PM BST

Tis my other job! ;)

:P Yes Ma'am

Quote: Gavin @ August 17 2009, 3:24 PM BST

Chip Diddy Chip is back. No whore avatar this time though,

Tut! Tut! Just because a woman chooses to make money by posing provocatively does not make her a whore.

Unless said woman is Jordan.

Quote: chipolata @ August 17 2009, 3:25 PM BST

Tut! Tut! Just because a woman chooses to make money by posing provocatively does not make her a whore.

Unless said woman is Jordan.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Good to have ya back fella. I was gonna post a Chip-esque "I saw a fit girl in the sandwich shop" today in your memory but no point now :D

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