Quote: Kenneth @ August 17 2009, 2:10 AM BSTI've been emaciated, worn skin-tight black jeans and black Byronic shirts, put pink highlights in my long black hair and worn black eyeliner. At university, a friend encouraged my idiotic vanity by giving me a faux Victorian walking stick, the metal top of which unscrewed to become a dagger. Looking back, I wish he would have instead given me a t-shirt with the slogan 'man the f**k up and stop acting like a ponce'.
You're right of course. I might just get him some beer and porn mags.